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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:01 AM
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Fake doctor busted for giving door-to-door breast exams.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html

There are some sick puppies and some really stupid people in this world.
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BlackHeart Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:06 AM
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1. You said
'puppies'.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:07 AM
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2. Hey! Can't blame a guy for trying!
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 08:08 AM by Gman
:evilgrin:
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FormerDittoHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:12 AM
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3. Nothing new here... (gruesome alert)
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 08:13 AM by FormerRushFan
The below is NOT an urban legend. This was in the news here in the Philadelphia area for weeks...

I recall like 15-20 years ago there being a man who had an "authoritative voice" who apparently found out a couple of things about some women and got their phone numbers.

He would call them on the phone posing as a doctor. Again, he apparently did a very good job of this....

Anyway, he told the woman that he recently treated a friend of hers for something in her scalp or hair and that he believes the person he's calling has it and unless immediate action was taken it could lead to serious complications.

In the end, over the phone and without any further corroboration, he convinced numerous women to cut off all of their hair. One time, I recall, he had the woman set her hair on fire!

Does anyone else remember this?
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:39 AM
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12. Here's another weird one
This kid was at his Mother's work where she was a nurse. Somehow, this kid found the file of people who had an HIV test done. He called a few of them and told them the hiv test came back positive.
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 09:08 AM
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14. No, I don't remember hearing about this
but I don't doubt you either. We have our fair share of weirdos here. :hi:
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 09:12 AM
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16. Since caller ID was invented, you can't have fun like this anymore!
I used to get a lot of crank phone calls and heavy breathers when I was a younger woman -- but that ended pretty abruptly in the mid-nineties.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:15 AM
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4. years ago i got a prank call. saying doctor and asking question about
my breast. the only reason it worked is because my mom was at the doctors to have some things checked out that we were all concerned with. when i realized just a pig male acting stupid, i told him, you are so sick. i am concerned if my mom is going to live or die.... and you are playing this stupid ass game about my nipple size

by the time i got done with him, he was apologizing all over the place

ya

guys are weird
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:37 AM
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11. disclaimer: some are, not all
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 10:02 AM
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20. lol lol well, no wweird, from a female perspective,
maybe??? but then from male perspective, female are kinda odd too.

but you are right

see the posts we meet up on. lol lol

gotta go feed a friends cat...
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:17 AM
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5. Anyone have the map to Stupidville?
I'm feeling a little randy today!
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:29 AM
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8. Well, there's a proverb that says
"In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king". Now if eyes were brains, it only takes two desiccated brain cells to get over on these broads. Now, the second question is, were all these women at home by themselves? I cannot begin to allow my brain to wrap around the thought that there were other people in these homes that FOUND NOTHING AT ALL STRANGE ABOUT THIS DOOR TO DOOR BREAST EXAMS? Oh boy, if this is the state of intelligence in this country, we're ion a lot more trouble than I thought.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:19 AM
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6. "Busted," was he?
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Dr. Death Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:31 AM
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9. Good one!
:rofl:
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 09:05 AM
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13. I was waiting for someone to pick up on that.
:toast:
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:23 AM
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7. Okay, I just have one simple question...
Who the hell falls for this crap? I mean, really. "DOOR TO DOOR BREAST EXAMS?"
Where in the country are there whole neighbourhoods full of crack addicts, drunks, mentally ill, Mentally handicapped, brain damaged and just plain stupid folks with absolutely no critical thinking skills. Hell, no thinking skills whatsoever.

Oh, I think I just answered my own question...the red Flyover states, right? Am I right fellas?
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 09:09 AM
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15. That was my question too
"I have no idea who you are, but here are my breasts." ????
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 09:17 AM
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17. Amazing....
I won't even answer the door in my dressing gown and here are these poor gray matter challenged women just handing this creep a quick squeeze of their Tata's and noone called him on it?
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 08:34 AM
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10. Stupid man, did he have to finger the vaginas? he was doing fine
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 08:34 AM by Nimrod2005
playing with their breasts, but the dumbass pushed it when he fingered the women...



ROFL....This is the funniest story on the Internets!!!
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 09:27 AM
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18. If I were to answer the door when my trigger happy Texan husband
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 09:29 AM by Ecumenist
wasn't home and I was actually asked to take part in this door to door exams, the last thing I would do is entertain it for one second. More than likely, it would end with a few choice words and for "Mr Humanitarian", when he woke up in intensive care, he'd find another line of "work", that is, if he were able to talk with a jaw broken in 7 places. A DISTANT second response would me tentatively agreeing...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<IF AND ONLY IF>>>>>>>>>>


I were allowed to grab hold of his wing-wong, and using it as a leash, take off running down the street in the general direction of the nearest po-po..

Either way, you'd be reading about it.:evilgrin:
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 09:59 AM
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19. I like your style!
That's pretty much the same thing my wife said when I showed her the article.
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 10:07 AM
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21. Florida man, 76, fingered in door-to-door free screen scheme
busted, and fingered... Headline hilarity happens!
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 10:08 AM
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22. That chutzpah. Also abuse. NT
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