add more limericks about our dear leader:

schmuls

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Thu Apr-20-06 03:44 PM
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add more limericks about our dear leader:

A visit by President Hu
turned into a major snafu
Our Prez grabbed his arm
causing shock and alarm
touching's a cultural taboo!

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Cleetus

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Thu Apr-20-06 03:52 PM
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1. ahhh, here's mine

There once was a prez called the chimp
Fucking bully is really a wimp
Of the war,
his own kids won't go,
On his desk,
a few lines of blow
Fucking degenerate pimp

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schmuls

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Thu Apr-20-06 03:54 PM
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2. HA HA HA!!!!!!!

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Chipper Chat

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Thu Apr-20-06 03:58 PM
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3. Spur of the moment:

There once was a prezzie named Bush
When planes hit he sat on his tush.
With a wink and a noddin
Said "we'd get Bin Laden"
But Karl wont give him a push!

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schmuls

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Thu Apr-20-06 04:00 PM
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4. he he..nice one, thank you!

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schmuls

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Thu Apr-20-06 04:19 PM
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5. have to add one more before my 3 day weekend:

When gas costs rose up to the ceiling
and panic our people were feeling
Bush said "cut your use"
but made no excuse
for the oil his buddies were stealing

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