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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 07:58 AM
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Saturday Spring Morning Sky Blue Hopes & Plans, etc. So . . . CAPTION!!!!!
Edited on Sat Apr-22-06 08:04 AM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "He's getting the camera ready . . . Now, how was it did I figure out to look serious? . . . To think about the time I covered myself in jello and . . . No, that's not it . . . . To think about that time with my cousins in the closet . . . No, that's not it . . . Oh, yeah, I remember . . . All I gotta think about is trying to multiply numbers over 6 . . . I hope he gives me a minute . . . Now, . . . 7 multiplied by 8 is like 7 multiplied by 4 twice, . . . which is 2 times as many as 1, . . . which is where it all begins, . . . except for 0, . . . and that means . . . No, wait! . . . Shit! . . . Thinking about multiplication is how I get the confused look . . . Gee, I hope he waits."
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 08:03 AM
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1. ROFLMAO !!!
Oh, that's a keeper!

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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 08:04 AM
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2. Does he have ANY
clothes that fit???

How much body armor does he need to wear in the White House?
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 08:51 AM
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5. small man in a cheap suit
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 08:55 AM
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7. Yep,
the resemblance to Alfred E. Newman is uncanny.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 08:11 AM
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3. !
:spray: :rofl:
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 08:24 AM
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4. so that's what they mean when they say, oops a wet one.
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 08:54 AM
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6. I think you're right, it's the multiplication tables
:rofl:
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 09:19 AM
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8. "I've got to make a decision , I just can't remember about what"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 09:31 AM
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9. Short and sweet. . . . And, oh, so timely.
:)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 10:23 AM
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10. W. is "thinking": "Why did they all laugh when I said I'm the 'decider'?
Edited on Sat Apr-22-06 10:24 AM by skip fox
. . . Maybe it's supposed to be 'discisionater. . . . Hmmm.'"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 11:41 AM
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11. W. is "thinking": "Wonder when Karl's coming back. . . . It's boring
sitting here, especially since they stopped the tele-marketers. . . . Now he goes and meets the Joint Chiefs and says to wait here till he gets back . . . then he comes back and has me sign a dozen papers . . . and then it's the old 'Waitright here' again . . . and again . . . and again. . . . Geez. . . . And why did he have to take away my GameBoy?"
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