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Earth Bound Misfit

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Wed Mar-02-11 08:27 AM
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Saw this posted by a DUer in GD

Edited on Wed Mar-02-11 08:29 AM by Earth Bound Misfit

Don't recall which DUer, but I'm taking the liberty of posting it here.

A public union employee, a Tea Party activist and Charles Koch are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle. Koch takes 11 of the cookies, turns to the Tea Partier and says, “watch out for that union guy--he wants a piece of your cookie.”

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FSogol

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Wed Mar-02-11 08:50 AM
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1. How many is a Brazilian?

:shrug:

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madinmaryland

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Wed Mar-02-11 08:58 AM
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2. I know this is kind of backwards, but...

“A public union employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of cookies in the middle of it.

The CEO comments to the other two, "There are a brazilian cookies on the table, of which I get 11"

"Oh No" exclaims the teabagger. "That's terrible."

The CEO and the Union Employee sit stunned at this display of emotion, curiously watching as the teabagger sits, head in hands.

Finally, the teabagger looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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FSogol

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Wed Mar-02-11 09:00 AM
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3. Those 2 jokes could have their own forum.

I propose "General Discussion: 11 Cookie Joke" and "General Discussion: How many is a Brazilian"

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rbixby

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Wed Mar-02-11 10:20 AM
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6. Isn't it 'how much is a brazilian'? NT

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Jackpine Radical

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Wed Mar-02-11 09:04 AM
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4. You told it wrong.

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barbtries

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Wed Mar-02-11 10:04 AM
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5. this was the line

that made me laugh. :rofl:

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