She sends me stuff sometimes. It's always inspiring to learn the educated wisdom of a conservative. . . .
Here's what she wrote:
You Dermacrits need ta learn a little supm bout whoopin lower class ass man an boy. While you whiney-hineys are busy ballin yer lil eyeballs out about the lazy poor an their lousy famleez, lemme tellya supm. Here's whut. Did youz know that the family is a carmunist instertushun? Well didja? It is! You lilly livers with yer anti-child labor laws! Why should children be fed if they ain't gonna work, buster! Did it ever occur ta you that a mother nursin her baby is engaging in good fer nuthin welfare? Why don't that baby work fer a livin ifin it wants ta be nursed, huh? Riddle me THAT buster! And health care? Get up off yer hospital bed and go out and get a job, buddy! And that no good lousy STINKIN oil inderstry reg-you-lay-shun? If BP is spreadin toxic wastes all over the place, why don't you shutcher trap and scoop UP them wastes and go sellum! Them wastes is prolly good fer supm. But you lazy good fer nothin libruls is too dumb ta pick up a dime! Nuf said! If there's one thing I can't STAND it's a librul that ain't got no ID what gasoline is fer. To put in yer car, stupid! Drill baby drill? You better believe it! I am so sick an tired o' all youz libruls with yer damn solar panels! Did it ever occur to youz that solar panels might bring down the price o' gasoline? Then oil companies won't have enough money for more explorashun, stupid! What we need ta do with this here econermy is floor the gas peddle buddy! Varoom! Varoom! Somethin yer too STUPID ta do cuz you libruls ain't got enough horsepower! And lemme tellya. Education STINKS! As Hitler taught us, book lernin leads ta idleness, the true cause of venereal disease! Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again! Just like it said in that Archie Bunker song ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znrjbo9QRLkI am PROUD ter be a Reperblican and weez takin over in the Fall, gonna round UP you libruls. Slave labor camps'll teach ya ta treat the upper class RIGHT.
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