TWILIGHT movies will DAMN YOU TO HELL

Run time: 02:26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WKABHuRjoM   Posted on YouTube: July 16, 2010 By YouTube Member: iloveJesus420 Views on YouTube: 1439   Posted on DU: July 18, 2010 By DU Member: Joanne98 Views on DU: 1885

 

Satire

better than Repbulican heaven.

watching a silly movie, or supporting health care for the uninsured will condemn you to hell. When you vote against giving the poor and needy any type of assistance. You vote against extending unemployment for the poor and middle class. And yet you vote for tax breaks for the very rich. Encourage and scream for the government to give big business breaks and remove any type of regulations that will make sure their business is safe and honest. What's Christian about that. Here you have some guy who certainly is not a millionaire supporting the very rich and the big corporations. This shows just how brain washed Fox and rush can do to people. We sure have a lot of ignorant people in this country. Ones who give up their best interests to support those who are multi-millionaires.

.... that other magic book full of spirits, ghosts, witches, devils and other occulty crap.... the Bible!

Oh the irony!

Then she started reading that silly novel "Twilight" because her friends were reading it. Now she's an advanced bookworm. I don't know whether to thank Heaven or Hell for it, but thanks. :hi:

It really has gotten to the point where even I can no longer tell.

take a look at that guys YouTube page. Seems to me he's making fun of fundies. He has a video called "My Outfit is Inspired by Jesus Christ Himself" and "SOCCER IS DEMONIC AND SATANIC." I subscribe to his channel pretty funny stuff.

They are hilarious.

But I have no doubt he's a proud 'publican........

:freak:

lol..I don't doubt that some actually believe that.

This character's name is "Billy Bob Neck", but the real man behind the joke is liberal comedian Paul Day. Read the scoop here:

http://www.wickedlocal.com/watertown/fun/x249520208

Sleep with the dead guy or the dog? Which will she choose?

ICK !!!

I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out with a pair of pliers than watch one of those movies, but I'd rather watch one of them than read any of the Old Testament. Compared to the fire, brimstone, slavery, death, murder, incest, sacrifice, and pillars of salt in the O.T., watching some chick sleep with her pet werewolf seems tame and conventional.

I liked the satire, though. I've seen this guy before and he's is GOOD at this stuff.

Oh, and at 50+ years of age, I've read all 7 Harry Potter books. They're excellent reading and I recommend them highly.

Celtic Merlin
Carlinist

420? Where do you get your bud from, because damn! If it gets you that fucked up

I thought God judged your sinfulness after you pass on, not before. Is this guy telling us God puts out "contracts" on the sinful?

What the f*ck is this guy talking about?