Senator Kimberly McFriendly (R) Heartland, USA, today announced her candidacy for President of the United States of America. In a nod to her progressive agenda and because its “what all the kids are doing these days” Senator McFriendly eschewed the traditional approach of appearing on a late night talk show and took her announcement directly to the people via a music video posted on YouTube.
“I wanted to reach out to all the people of this great country of ours that have broadband Internet access to get to see the real me. I believe that through the gift of song and dance I can deliver my message, especially to the younger voters, fo’ shizzle!” said Senator McFriendly at her campaign headquarters in Heartland.
Senator McFriendly’s campaign is based on her strong belief that America is a country where there’s proper ways that people ought to behave. She believes that America is the greatest country in the USA and that, if she is elected, America will get what it deserves!
About Senator Kimberly McFriendly
Senator McFriendly took over the office of her late husband (bless his heart) by special appointment of the Governor in 2006 and has since completely redecorated. If you would like more information, or to schedule an interview with Senator McFriendly, please call Mark Roberts at 818-733-2143 or email the Senator at kim@kimmcfriendly.com
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