For you chemistry lovers - The Periodic Table of Criminal Elements

This is all color coded and organized












Cheat sheet with names

Well done!

:applause:

I thought it did a great job

"What Mendeleyev did for the elements we’ve now done for the toxic miscreants."


"Disclosure: Karl Rove, who lies beyond the known scientific parameters of coloration,
odor, and toxicity, has been left to wallow in his own elemental name, Rovium."

http://www.horse-you-rode-in-on.com/

...and for those of us who DON'T have the periodic table memorized and wish to compare fractual to actual.


www.corrosionsource.com/handbook/periodic/

nice! :thumbsup:

Gotta bookmark this one.

Kicked and recommended


Thanks for the thread IChing

:rofl:
:D

:kick:

Let me guess -- the symbol for "Moron" is the "upside-down W"?

Thanks for sharing that IChing.
BHN

I get why *, O'Reilley, and Limbaugh are in the nobal gas group. I'd consider them more unstable, alkali earth metals.

nice work...

I'm using that.
Awesome!
K&R

There's almost enough of 'em for a deck of cards.

Definitely have to save this one!

Good stuff this is....

"Do we get lucky and they explode into nothingness and disappear from this universe?"

My theory is that they turn into a giant fart of the creeping green charley variety and slowly roll away, stinking up everything in their path.

Doesn't he count for something?

...maybe some of the charts omit it? :shrug:

EXCELLENT.
Sending and printing! :)

I'm gonna send this to all my liberal organic chemistry professors from last year! WOOHOO!!!! This is SOOOO exciting to the scientist in me!! :bounce::bounce:

:headbang:

How do we get it there?

and its companion, robertsonium!

Hasn't the EPA outlawed their use yet?

*New Element on Periodic Table

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
Bushcronium.

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.

The symbol for Bushcronium is W. Bushcronium's mass actually increases
over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the
atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium
molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion
leads
some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical
quantity is
referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an
element
that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent
noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

:thumbsup: Thanks for sharing this! :applause:

Should've been either "Traitorium" or "Benedictium".

Very innovative; Nerd Humor :)

Great job!

Where did you get that from?

Lie-drygen, Boor-ine, Morras-sium, Dope-tassium, Un-Americum, Not-exactly-Einsteinium

Like, the elements get more dumb/corrupt as one moves left-to-right in the rows, or top-to-bottom in the columns?

k&r

People who created this table must have laughed themselves silly at least a few times.

www.corrosionsource.com/handbook/periodic

<snip>
Except for hydrogen, helium is the most abundant element found through out the universe. Helium is extracted from natural gas. In fact, all natural gas contains at least trace quantities of helium.