Drunken NKoreans sent home after sailing to SKorea

NNN0LHI

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Sat Jun-02-07 08:58 PM
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Drunken NKoreans sent home after sailing to SKorea

http://www.khaleejtimes.ae/DisplayArticleNew.asp?col=§ion=theworld&xfile=data/theworld/2007/June/theworld_June57.xml

SEOUL - A small boat carrying two drunken North Korean men drifted into South Korean waters early Saturday but the pair were allowed to go home after it was decided they were not spies, the military said.

The boat came four kilometres (2.5 miles) into South Korean waters in the Yellow Sea at about 2 a.m., the office of the Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a statement.

The authorities tried to turn the boat back at the scene but were unable to do so because the North Koreans were too drunk to follow safety measures, said the statement quoted by Yonhap news agency.

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DS1

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Sat Jun-02-07 09:02 PM
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1. Heh, they must be North Korean Jarheads

The cause and solution to every military problem

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dave_p

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Sat Jun-02-07 09:10 PM
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2. Inchon-in-reverse foiled

This must have been the long-feared invasion. Asia is saved.

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Forkboy

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Sat Jun-02-07 09:18 PM
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3. I didn't know Bush knew how to captain a boat.

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originalpckelly

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Sat Jun-02-07 09:35 PM
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4. Mr. Il is now at home resting comfortably. Mr. Bush flew back to America on Air Force One.

Laura found out about Mr. Bush's drunken night out only when she heard the creak on the steps going to the family residence.

Barney learned South Korean while in custody and will be appearing on a South Korean game show in two months.

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shenmue

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Sat Jun-02-07 10:09 PM
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5. From the not-very-smart brigade

:crazy:

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EFerrari

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Sat Jun-02-07 10:10 PM
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6. And I was afraid I had a problem.

:rofl:

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derby378

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Sat Jun-02-07 10:26 PM
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7. "What do you do with a drunken sailor?"

:rofl:

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