"Dear Lord, Please Let Cheney Lie Under Oath. Please, please, please! Amen."

rpgamerd00d

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:01 AM
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"Dear Lord, Please Let Cheney Lie Under Oath. Please, please, please! Amen."

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Stephanie

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:02 AM
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1. Will his lips be moving?

Then you will get your wish.

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Deep13

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:03 AM
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2. "It depends on what the meaning of 'go fuck yourself' is."

:evilgrin:

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originalpckelly

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:19 AM
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10. ...

:spray:

Damn, I need to keep a stash of keyboards on hand to deal with this!

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conscious evolution

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:05 AM
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3. Cheney:I swear to tell the truth

The whole truth
And nothing but the truth.
Fitz:Your Honor The prosecution would like to bring up charges of perjury!He is lying before we even got started.

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rpgamerd00d

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:06 AM
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4. rofl

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momster

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:06 AM
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5. If He Even Shows Up.

I'm sure the VP's lawyers are mainlining coffee far into the night, cold towels wrapped around aching brows, trying to come up with ways to keep him off the stand. If he appears, and is sworn, this administration's days are numbered...even lower than the present 717 left on the clock.

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shaniqua6392

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:07 AM
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6. When I first read your post I thought you said.....

Die Under Oath! LOL. The human mind is incredible....I wonder what Freud would say about me right now????

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catmandu57

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:54 AM
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12. That's a real possibility

He may overload to the point of rupturing a major vessel when he realizes that the jig is up.

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CoffeeCat

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:07 AM
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7. Maybe Cheney's lawyer is telling him this...

Don't worry Dick! Patrick Fitzgerald is going to greet
you with flowers! You'll be seen as a liberator!

All is well! This trial is in its last throes!

:rofl:

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Beetwasher

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Fri Feb-02-07 10:28 AM
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16. LOL!

Brilliant! :rofl:

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QMPMom

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:08 AM
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8. Not to get religious on everyone...but we may need to form a

Edited on Fri Feb-02-07 09:10 AM by QMPMom

prayer group for this. Here's a scripture:

"Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them" St. Matthew 18:20

If we all get together and pray really hard to whatever we believe in, maybe it will work. (But I have to admit that I am having a crisis of faith lately, so it'll be a stretch for me.)

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TheCowsCameHome

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:16 AM
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9. Or under a bus.

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oldtime dfl_er

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Fri Feb-02-07 09:22 AM
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11. lighting candles like a crazy person

please Lord I'll get religion if you'll make this happen!!

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DavidDvorkin

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Fri Feb-02-07 10:22 AM
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13. And get caught at it

And then get punished.

That's a lot of steps required before we get any satisfaction.

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EstimatedProphet

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Fri Feb-02-07 10:24 AM
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14. No need to pray. He will.

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Beetwasher

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Fri Feb-02-07 10:28 AM
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15. He Either Has To Lie, Plead The Fifth Or Incriminate Himself

In any event, he's fucked if he testifies. Fitz will have him for breakfast.

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