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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 12:52 PM
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Just a joke people...


Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.
Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 12:55 PM
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1. Hillary is Enlightened? A Buddhist?
I like that joke, but probably not for the reason intended ;-)
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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 12:57 PM
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4. I have no overwhelming problem with Hillary (though she is my 3rd choice or so).
But if she is enlightened, my cat is the pope.
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:03 PM
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6. May I humbly suggest you don't get the profound metaphysical nature of your joke
?
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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:33 PM
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9. no, got it...
have spent a few decades in Buddhist studies...

but i still dont think Hillary is there!


:)
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:23 PM
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13. sure.
but then, what IS the punchline of the joke? she's pushy? i only like it if it's a sly buddhist joke ;-)
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 12:57 PM
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2. Welcome to DU.

nt

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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 12:57 PM
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3. I don't get it.
I get the joke.

What I don't get, is the reason for your flamebait topic, "Just a joke people..."

Obviously, it's not just a joke to you, or you wouldn't have prefaced it with that disclaimer.
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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:00 PM
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5. Thats a little bit paranoic dont you think?
Edited on Fri Feb-02-07 01:00 PM by jakem
i posted with disclaimer as few things are interpreted as purely humorous around here.

not intended as flamebait by any means...
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:06 PM
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8. Flamebait Topic? Oy Vey.
:rofl:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:35 PM
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10. Pssst...
It means Hillary thinks she's God.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:05 PM
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7. LOL Very Very Good. Thanks For The Levity!
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:36 PM
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11. *ZING*
Nice
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:38 PM
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12. LOL!
I appreciate levity. :hi:

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