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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:05 PM
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There's a rumor going around that Bush has asked to throw out the first pitch at the Super Bowl.
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Cheney Killed Bambi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:06 PM
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1. The first pitch?
Who asked him? Dan Quayle?
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:06 PM
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2. Hey-o!
:rimshot:
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:06 PM
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3. ...
:rofl:
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:06 PM
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4. LOL
Good one! :rofl:
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:08 PM
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5. Oh, I'd LOVE to see that.
"Uh, where's the pitcher's mound?"
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:09 PM
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6. This is Hugh!!!1!
;)
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:09 PM
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7. Watch, he will miss and somehow hit Iran instead. n/t
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:10 PM
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8. The NFL has agreed and has told Bush to be at The Orange Bowl..........
by 6:25 sharp on Sunday.

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rpgamerd00d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:10 PM
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9. "Condi then told him, 'Mr. President, don't be silly. There is no pitchers mound in hockey!' "
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Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:20 PM
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10. As long as he hollers "four" first...
:shrug: Da Bulls
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:21 PM
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11. "Now watch this drive!"
Heh heh heh.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:22 PM
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12. You don't pitch a football, but if you're president, who's gonna tell you?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:22 PM
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13. I heard he'll use a hockey stick to put that sucker away. n/t
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MasonJar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:23 PM
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14. Have I got a deal for W. If he agrees to pitch himself out of office,
he can throw the first "pitch?" for the rest of his miserable, little-minded existence.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 04:23 PM
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15. He's having his own bowling ball made so he can pitch it at the bowl
Edited on Fri Feb-02-07 04:25 PM by aint_no_life_nowhere
"Gonna be some super bowlin'", aides overheard him say.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 05:15 PM
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16. Hope he does after he jumps from a plane
parachute optional.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:04 AM
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17. K&R!
Too funny!!

:rofl:
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:12 AM
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18. They Promised He Can Fly AF1 Around The Stadium
Just like he loves to buzz the race tracks.

Or reprise his great flyover of Louisiana.

Even better...tell him the game is at the Superdome...and then let some of the locals in New Orleans know he'll be there.
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:13 AM
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19. lol
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:16 AM
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20. :ROFL:
Edited on Sat Feb-03-07 09:17 AM by lonestarnot
Good one! :applause:
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:19 AM
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21. Don't you mean t he World Serious?
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poiuytsister Donating Member (591 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:19 AM
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22. Maybe he will arrive
by driving himself in a Caterpiller tracker
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:33 AM
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23. Maybe it was "Throw Bush out of the Super Bowl" n/t
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 09:43 AM
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24. .



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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-03-07 12:29 PM
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25. Ten bucks Little Boots wouldn't get the joke.
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