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ElsewheresDaughter

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Fri Feb-02-07 04:56 PM
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Chipper Chat

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Fri Feb-02-07 04:59 PM
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1. "Take your hands off me.....

you goddamed dirty human!"

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Aviation Pro

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Fri Feb-02-07 05:02 PM
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2. Someone please Photoshop this scene from Pulp Fiction

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Kerrytravelers

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Fri Feb-02-07 05:04 PM
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3. I enjoy being a dog. Hehehehe

After seeing that, I really must go kill myself now.

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Sequoia

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Fri Feb-02-07 05:15 PM
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4. I would like you on a long black leash

Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film
And make you my star
You'd be a natural
The way you are
I would like you on
A long black leash
would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/soft-cell-sex-dwarf-lyrics.html

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jeff30997

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Fri Feb-02-07 05:17 PM
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5. I'm a fucking fucker!!!

Sorry!Sorry!

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AlCzervik

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Fri Feb-02-07 05:17 PM
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6. "I forgot the safe word!!"

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Fri Feb-02-07 06:16 PM
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8. !

:rofl:

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KansDem

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Fri Feb-02-07 05:23 PM
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7. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more..."

...I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive — a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Bush, the Eighth Wonder of the World!!!

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OxQQme

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Fri Feb-02-07 07:07 PM
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9. I did pretty good

in the debate with that senator. Huh,unkadick?

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sakabatou

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Fri Feb-02-07 07:11 PM
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10. Give this guy a full body cavity search

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