funny article about a man who wanted to get Jenna pgers...kind of sick

Okay, a little sick but kind of funny too...



http://nypress.com/17/36/news&columns/AlexanderZaitchik.cfm


Of course, our plan could have been a Bay of Pigs, in which case Jenna's bitterness would have burned bright from the other side of the velvet ropes.

ould name my son George Herbert Walker Zaitchik. I would worry never again about health insurance

"Jenna! Jenna! Remember me? It's Alex, from Prague! I'm the guy who tried to put on the Osama mask while you were biting my pillow. Remember?"



"Omigod," she'd squeal. "Get away from me! You are such an immature loser."



The stupid skank would be right. But to paraphrase Winston Churchill, one of these days I'm going to grow up, and Jenna Bush will always be a stupid skank. Even if I never did get it on film. o