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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:57 PM
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Cocaine + Corn Field = Modern Art
Edited on Wed Jun-27-07 04:12 PM by file83
Cocaine-addled driver destroys entire cornfield on run from police

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police.

Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

(source: The Daily Mail)


I didn't know George W. Bush was in the Europe this week.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:59 PM
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1. Cop circles
hehe

I slay me

I'm an idiot

LMAO
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:00 PM
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2. Ha!
Good one.

I like the website's joke: What cocaine does to a cornfield :rofl:
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:06 PM
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8. He was stepping on the corn with a little coke




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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:15 PM
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17. Now that's some "high" fructose corn syrup!!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:18 PM
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21. hehehehehehe Nose Candy Corn
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:21 PM
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29. ROFL!!!!
:rofl:
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:30 PM
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35. We'll call it 8 ball art. Sorta like flashback art without the visions of hell.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:01 PM
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4. DUzy Award for sure!!!!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:28 PM
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34. I accept on behalf of idiots everywhere
I pun therefore I am
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:36 PM
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36. Oh, you!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:03 PM
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38. I blame the corncaine
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:14 PM
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41. Aw, shucks...
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:33 PM
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42. pure silk
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:11 PM
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45. ear ya go!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:15 PM
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46.  corn pone corn pun is fun
say that 5 times - really fast
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:30 PM
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48. since you have polenta of time on your hands...
here's one i made up. twice fast, if you can - she crochets and sells shawls.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:00 PM
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3. It just shows how well cars can run on corn.
:dunce:
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:05 PM
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6. This is your Corn on Drugs.
Any Questions?
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:10 PM
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11. The cops were after a stalker.
:dunce:
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:14 PM
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15. I absolutely LOVE corny jokes.
:party:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:16 PM
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19. Was he being chased by a cob car?
:dunce:
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:19 PM
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25. The pursuit began because he was guilty of being a COrN-Artist.
Dah-dun-TSSSS!!
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:26 PM
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33. Driven by a police kernel
:hide:
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:15 PM
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18. I didn't read closely enough.
You beat me to it.
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:18 PM
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22. You know what they say about Great Minds.... (n/t)
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:03 PM
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5. Drug induced corn maze.
Hell, the field owner could probably turn it into a profitable tourist attraction this year.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:14 PM
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14. Quixotically drivin' high in the low country.
:rofl:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:06 PM
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7. Though the sun never sets on the British Empire
some Dutch people wouldn't consider their country part of the UK.
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:13 PM
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13. LOL - you're probably right about that.
Thanks for catching that - I typed that joke after pasting the link and got mixed up.

:thumbsup:
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:08 PM
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9. PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl:

Too funny! :P
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Blackhatjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:09 PM
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10. Hey, Look close.... I see a pattern! LOL
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:11 PM
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12. Like... yeah... man... totally... awe... some..
:smoke:
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Blackhatjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:24 PM
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31. LOL ... (surfer dude interpretation?) LOLOL
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:52 PM
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37. Once upon a time ...
Edited on Wed Jun-27-07 04:54 PM by TahitiNut
... that could've been a transcription of my remarks when I was mesmerized with the beauty of a stop sign in the headlights ... the perfect color ... the perfect shape ... the perfect letters ... and I grooved on it for at least 5 minutes.

Good weed that night ... totally good weed. (And Three Dog Night on the cassette player, too.)

:rofl:
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:15 PM
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16. Wonder if maybe he'd been stalking someone too.
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:17 PM
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20. .
:spank:
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:19 PM
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24. Aw, shucks.
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:18 PM
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23. LOL
Suspect described as a husky guy.
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:19 PM
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26. With big ears.
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:21 PM
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28. You beat me to it!!
Edited on Wed Jun-27-07 04:22 PM by file83
Great minds an such...
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:20 PM
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27. With very green ears...
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Annces Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:21 PM
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30. Funny n/t
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Blackhatjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:25 PM
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32. He stopped, got out, and told the officer he was being chased by a bunch of maniacs...LOL
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:06 PM
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39. Hope the farmer can get compensated for a ruined crop
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:24 PM
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40. Well if the driver can nark on his dealer - then maybe he can shell over the cash.
Lawsuit baby, Lawsuit!!
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:33 PM
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43. nt
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SoonerPride Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:34 PM
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44. Do they have a dashboard cop-camera?
That'd play really well on tee-vee!

Yeehaw!
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Elspeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 07:16 PM
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47. Looks a little like Pollock
No text
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:02 PM
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51. only if a crop duster would dump a bit of paint on it...then it would
be a Pollock...
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:26 PM
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49. Quick. little Dutch farmer, set up a booth
Call it a corn maze!
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 11:01 PM
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50. more like corn daze!
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