How would the argument go if a RW'er confused his or her reflection for a Liberal?

Ann Coulter:
Hey, weak Godless Liberal Democrat. How's it going?
Stop copying meeeee!
That's it, I don't have to take this, I'm out of here!

Jerry Falwell:
Degenerate!
Degenerate!
Degenerate!
(ad infinitum)

Sean Hannity:
Democrats want to give Osama big hug, did you know that Tree Hugger?
What?
(Head explodes)

Rupert Murdoch:
You can't talk to me like that, do you know how much of the media I own?
Well, of course you own a large amount of the media, that's why they say the media has a Liberal Bias, duh.

George W. Bush:
Who's that handsome devil?
Uh oh, maybe Saddam sent one of his doubles out, but made him to look like me.
But, Dick didn't tell me about this. What if I'M the double?
(Declares war on self)