"Jesus drops back, looks, and passes the ball...it sails over the fundie heads to..."

The arms of #40, Liberal McGee.

Falwell and Robertson rush over to Jesus.

"Umm, Lord, that was a really bad pass, the liberals intercepted it!"

Jesus looks at em like they have no clue for a second then sighs.

"I passed it TO THEM - you folks can't progress a yard down the field without killing someone, you throw injured players off the team, and you did not learn anything from the game with Pharisees did you?"

As he walked over to his team he said "In case you hadn't noticed, they have been on my team while you folks have been on your own team not listening to a thing I have said. And you are gonna lose."

He placed his Colt's helmet back on and stepped into the huddle. "See that Falwell guy and his buddy there, Robertson? I just made the refs change the rules, face masking on those two is ok."

And that, my friends, is how Jesus really did help the Colts win :)

Okay I'll kick and recommend it for him. He told me to do this to. Peace. ;)