WAY COOL --- Al Gore Facts

Al Gore Facts
by buhdydharma
Fri Jul 06, 2007

Al Gore is the only man alive who can save us from Global Warming. Al Gore is that cool.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Al Gore.

Al Gore is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Al Gore.

Al Gore isn't running for President. Al Gore IS President.

Al Gore only let Bush serve to prove to the world that Republicanism is a totally bankrupt philosophy and practice. It worked.

After Al Gore is elected, Al Gore will turn back time and erase the last seven years.

Al Gore was waiting for America to grow up.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Al Gore.

Al Gore does not sleep. He waits.

Republicants want to build a wall on the border. To keep Al Gore out.

Al Gore doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

In 2000, Al Gore should have chosen Al Gore as his running mate.



WAY MORE AT:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/7/6/172852/0575

Go read about his third Algae Award

http://www.algaeawards.com

Select "volunteers" from the left navbar

He stares them down to get the information he wants.

poor al. a lot of pressure on the man. i, for one do not care to go backwards but, i do think he is the one to lead us forward

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Gore has to run in 2008!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

Hell, when a thread is predestined fr a DUzy, why not get on board?

:D

I love this:



I already voted for you once. All I got was 8 years of hideous misgovernment by George Bush. When am I finally gonna see you take office?

Come on, Al. We've been WAITING SINCE 2000. You owe it to the nation to run. I have fucking PTSD from this accursed administration.

For God's sake, RUN!

I don't give a fuck whether you feel like it or not, whether you think you can win or not, blah blah blah. IT IS YOUR DUTY. The entire nation -- and in fact, the world -- has been through hell under Bush. We need your leadership.

We are begging you to run.

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P.S. I could live WITHOUT the sexual commentary - has the writer graduated from Jr. High? :eyes:

Otherwise, excellent. :thumbsup:

He is the only candidate that could draw popular support, and still, he's said, again and again, he's "sick of politics." He is clearly sick of our democracy, too, no matter what he said in that expensive book of his I bought. He's turned coward, as he did in 2000, and every other Democratic candidate is either a wimp or compromised.

I am not going to post the link to the DU pages that explain why Gore is not running. Go look them up. And then try to go to sleep.

... his name was Jor-El.

He correctly anticipated a planetary crisis there too.

And notice the stars with the names that begin with A -

Altair, Aldebaran, Alcor, Alchiba, Albireo, Algedi, Al Niyat, Alula Borealis, Alhena, Alioth, Alkes, there's even an Algorab. WE have Al Gore. And he IS a star. One of the brightest ones.

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This is great!!!!

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K & R

Cheers :toast:

thank you kpete, for allowing me to go to bed with a smile on my face. even though i spent too much time today arguing on the neighborhood freeper board. about al gore. really.
our choice is clear, sir.

Ain't that right Chuck!!!??...uh Chuck????? Ok then, Chuck Norris can disappear faster than Al Gore!
Top THAT, you Al Gore supporters.

that can cure cancer-too bad he never cries!
Run Al Run!

Also, about how Chuck Norris was suing the producers of "Law & Order" because those were the copyrighted names of his fists. And I had one of my own: That noise you heard in the middle of the night? It was Chuck Norris's beard growing.

On edit: kewl...we have the same avatar....

My favorite. I probably should not have a favorite for such things I guess...
:)

"That noise you heard in the middle of the night? It was Chuck Norris's beard growing."

Ever'bodys gonna jump for joy. Come on without, come to the fore, you ain't seen nothin' like The Mighty Gore

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That caused me to laugh out loud.

:bounce::woohoo::bounce:

When they asked him what was wrong, he whispered, shivering "...Gore...Al Gore..."

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a Gator fan and they had inserted Tim Tebow's name. It is always really funny!

LOL, these are great! :D

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Trying to read all of the DK comments now. Just amazing!

When God has sex, she cries, "Oh Gore, oh Gore..."

When Al Gore spits into the wind, it swallows.

Al Gore can make a rock so big he himself cannot lift it...then he does.

Al Gore entered the room, so they all stood up.

:)

I LOVE YOU AL GORE. PLEASE RUN

That message brought me back from the edge of irrelevance.

The man redefines cool.

F'n LOVE it.

But some of the stuff I'm reading from DU posters are a bit over the top. Yes, he is the best qualified. Yes, he will make a great president. But the adulation here is beginning to creep me out!!!! Some of you are putting him so high on a pedestal and are expecting much too much from the man; your unrealistic expectations of what he may be able to accomplish are setting some of you up for disappointment. No one is perfect, he is not God (or a god) he's human and will make mistakes (honest mistakes, I'm sure). I do not envy the poor bastard who is next elected president and inherits the total clusterfuck that GWB will be leaving behind. It will not be an easy task, even for Al Gore. But if anyone is up to it, it may be him. All I'm saying is be realistic if he
does run.

If Al Gore wins in 08, I can't expect him to bug Americans. But, he has the final say. He will be the decider. GOO ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

A month or so back I posted a thread about folks getting too worshipful of John Lennon (even though I have been a huge fan myself since I was a kid), and you would have thought that I had dug up his grave and pissed in his eyes. Dang. Actually, they proved my point to a T, but if I'd have said that heads probably would have exploded.

We love Al Gore, and so do you. So lets celebrate 07/07/07. Win AL!!!!.

Actually, 7/7/07 was supposed to be the day that Tupac came back, so I'm little disappointed. ;)

He puts the *crisp*...
...in America's pickle.

(And, boyhowdy, are we ever in one at present)

--DKos member Hell Upside Down

"When Al Gore falls in water, Al Gore doesn't get wet. Water gets Al Gore."

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What do all computers run to make them work?

Al Gore ithms.

AG now stands for GOLD.




Nerd jokes -- sorry :)

in college.

G.W. Bush is the smartet Republican in the world, all the rest are really dumb. :puke: :dunce

Al Gore looks, and sees tomorow:woohoo: Republican look, and sees stacks of dollars :thumbsdown:

Al Gore almost got to be president:woohoo: even with a Republican vice president :thumbsdown:

-Al Gore won the 2000 presidential election. He is the first President-elect to have his victory stolen from him.

-Al Gore studied at Harvard with Roger Revelle, the guy who founded the University of California, San Diego which now encompasses five outstanding colleges (including Revelle College) plus the UCSD School of Medicine, the UCSD Hospital and Scripps Institution of Oceonography. Roger Revelle's widow is a die-hard Al Gore fan today (she told me so personally).

-Al Gore has traveled the planet as America's "favorite son" educating people about the science of global warming and what can be done about it.

-Al Gore's lectures on global warming were featured in a documentary that won several Oscar awards.

-Al Gore has written several books, including his most recent which became an instant best seller.

-Al Gore today has put together the most humongous and most widely viewed rock concert in the history of the world (in over 100 countries on 7 continents in one day) to get his environmentalist message out. In one day he has outdone every rock concert promotor who ever existed.

-This summer Al Gore will without a doubt win the Nobel Peace Prize.

-Hundreds of millions if not billions of people around the world would love to see Al Gore as the next U.S. President for 8 years.

-Jesus may have walked on water. Al Gore hop-scotches across oceans.

But also to a Gore admiration thread.

Thanks! :bounce:

And I'm a married old man and father of a beautiful 2 year old boy (plus 9.5 months) who is so bright I think of him as "my little revolutionary".

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Al Gore taught Jack Daniels how to make whiskey.

If the Pittsburg Steelers all played against a six-inch tall Al Gore at the same time, Al Gore would still win by a field goal.

And only if he bows out will I then choose. I'm holding out for him. Imagine THAT as America's face to the world... especially after what we've suffered through.

Only one, but we really have to want to change.

Al Gore and Tipper once made out in the back of a truck...the result of that union is now known to the world as Optimus Prime.