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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:32 AM
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My stupid brother in law wants to go to Afghanistan !!!
(First of all I'm french-Canadian)

And my stupid brother in law wants to go there!!!

My Sister just had a baby with this guy.

BUT,the guy is not a ...Well...He's nice....

Damn it! I just learned that he liked Harper!!!

He wants to to play GI JO !!!

My Sister is holding him buy the balls:

She said:

"It's me and the BABY or it's Afghanistan !"

He chose to keep his nuts.

But for how long?


I really love my little sister and I have to say

that her boyfriend his a nice person but

I'm sure that all this story will blow up!!!

Please give me some advices so I could help

my baby sister to manage this mess...


-Jeff
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:39 AM
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1. I have a relative over there
He thinks it's patriotic, I guess. Plus, he's making a ton of money.

Sorry, I don't have any advice for you.
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Wiccan Warrior Donating Member (388 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:05 AM
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11. He's making a ton of $$ doing what?
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:43 AM
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2. I am confused
He wants to enlist? He's already in the military? He wants to go as a civilian?
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fed-up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:04 AM
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3. sounds like she has the right idea-send her some nutcrackers or a vice grip :) nt
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rawtribe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:15 AM
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4. Sound's like a candidate for the Darwin Awards
Unfortunately the Darwin awards work best before one procreates.

What is you sister's views on abortion?


:evilgrin:


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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:48 AM
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5. "sister's views on abortion?"
Hey,you're talking to a Canadian,Dude,What

do you think is my sister's views on abortion?

She can do what she wants with her body,period!

And we have good Beer too!:)
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:57 AM
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6. Is it really a good idea to want to kill people?
Uh... I don't think so!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 03:33 AM
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7. "Is it really a good idea to want to kill people?"
Err,What the fuck are you talking about ?

You think that my SISTER can't have an abortion

if she wants to?

"Uh... I don't think so"

You don't think so about what ????
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 10:04 AM
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19. I like your bacon, it tastes like ham.
:hi:
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 04:16 AM
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8. have him google 'depleted uranium extreme birthdefects'.. caution graphic, and tell him soldiers are
being poisioned by toxic uranium and having deformed babies.. Depleted uranium was the cause of gulf war1 syndrome..
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 06:23 AM
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9. Who's he think he's kidding. He just wants to cash-in on the record Opium crop.
Some people say.
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Greyhound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:03 AM
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10. You have your niece/nephew so the idiot's job is done, let him go.
He'll learn what a fool he is soon enough and, if he survives, he may be a better person for it.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 07:15 AM
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12. You sure are getting some odd responses on this thread...
I agree with the poster who suggests that you get information on Depleted Uranium to your Sister. Whether he's thinking of going there as Military or contractor, everyone is vulnerable to that poisoning.

If he's thinking of enlisting.. get information from Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America
(http://www.iava.org/).
The soldiers are not being well cared for while they're there, or after they get back.

If it's a big money job he's looking for, make sure he finds out about the "it's not our fault if you die or are permanently disabled or disfigured while you're there" paperwork that the companies make their potential hires sign...
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ellie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 08:05 AM
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13. My nephew
is there with the 82nd Airborne. He hasn't been heard from in a while. The worry eats at you.
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 10:01 AM
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18. You need to review the rules here
"Do not post messages that advocate harm or death to anyone"

"Do not post messages that are bigoted against (or grossly insensitive toward) any person or group of people based on their race, gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion,"
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 09:20 AM
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15. Take him to a hospital where they rehabilitate veterans. n/t
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 09:35 AM
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16. "he chose to keep his nuts" -- I think I understand why he wants to go to Afghanistan.....

;)
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 09:36 AM
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17. She won't have to worry about him fooling around
Afghanistan is not the best place to find a date.

If he gets whacked, the baby gets survivor benefits.

All my relatives are French Canadians too. I empathize.
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