Bigger Than A Blue Dress :)

Bigger Than A Blue Dress
(To the tune of Devil in a Blue Dress/Miss Molly/Ginny Ginny medley – Mitch Ryder)

Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo
Who will be the next one to go
Hearings are big, fakes to catch
Well heeled freakers sayin gimme summa dat
Ordering girls like a pizza pie
Shame on you for thinking an anchovie joke was nigh


Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

Scaring her clients, for cover they dive
Holy Rollers, all along it was jive
“This is evil, no don’t do that”
After hours they found you in an alley widda cats
One eight hundred Hello Girls
Swine wearing necklaces of over casted pearls

Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

(Bridge/break)

Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
When you get that feelin’, juz give Madam X a call

From the Capital Rotunda to the North Virginia Nights
Vitter Critters shoppin at the Flashing Red Lights!

Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
Good Golly, What Folly, Watch as they fall
When you get that feelin’, juz give Madam X a call

Well gimme gimme gimme, gimme big hypocricy
Gimme gimme WOOO gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme, gimme big hypocricy
Gimme gimme WOOO gimme gimme
Charlatans and phonies, far as the eye can see
Gimme gimme WOOO gimme gimme

Spin it spin it spin it, Spin it all you can on Faux
Spin it spin it WOOO spin it spin it
Spin it spin it spin it, Spin it all you can on Faux
Spin it spin it WOOO spin it spin it
Just don’t come to the door, when reality knocks
Spin it spin it WOOO spin it spin it

(And once more with FEEEEEELIN)

Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress
Bigger than a Blue Dress, Lawd

(Fade)

Poetry!!

k/r!

:hi: :hug:

I think that was a quote from one of the news stories, I can't remember who said it.

Love it. :yourock:

:hi: :blush:

They gonna' cry, cry, cry, cry, now,
96 tears,
Come on lemme' hear ya cry now,
Night and day now,
Whew,
96 tears...

:D

another jewel!

My foots a tapping :hi:

:hug:

Had this half written for weeks, and the Vitter news was what I needed to finish it up :)

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

:hi:

:hi: :)

Brilliant!

And crying out for a graphic.. can someone put pearls on these girls?

:rofl:

Thank you annabanana :hug: :loveya:

PAGING SWAMP RAT! ;)

:applause:

Write another one :D

Hi smokey and thank you! :)

BRAVO!!!!

:hi: :hug: :blush:

And here's the tune for those of you who - like me - hadn't heard it in a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Iyn5JAKZQ

Bravo!

(like?) :rofl:

Thanks FloridaJudy :hi: :hug: :bounce:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

:hi: :hug: :pals: :loveya: :bounce:

:applause:

:rofl:

:hug: :hi: Viva and thank you :)

:bounce:

Humbled.


What time do you feed me to the cat :rofl:

So you're off the hook for a couple of hours.:pals:

I should have called you the Oscar Hammerstein of the 21st century!:applause:

:hide:

:hi: :hug:

Thank you my friend :hug: :pals:

This Muse Lady Person with the thing and the flaven! keeps some odd hours lol

Making me write at 6 in the morning when I can barely see let alone think ;)

me too! pass the spare brain cell. :D :boring:

:D:D:D:D

Merci mon frer!!

More fresh Swamp Rat, nothin like it :hi: :hug: :yourock: