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BeyondThePale Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:22 PM
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So if you are a GOP bigwig and know you are on the DC Madam's list...
do you:

a) sit back and hope they can't trace the number

b) pre-emptively confess

c) call Billy Graham

d) enter rehab

e) blame Clinton

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DontTreadOnMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:25 PM
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1. oh no!
C, D & E!
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:25 PM
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2. f) all of the above
But you'd start with "e" first...
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:25 PM
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3. Most GOPs aint smart, but the smart ones changed their
phone numbers as soon as she got busted.
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:36 PM
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8. Is it that simple?
Can't they trace a number back years? Don't think changing your number would be a solution.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:59 PM
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9. Only with a reverse directory that goes back several years
The current one and the online one won't work, they'll only get you the new subscribers.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:28 PM
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4. Find Jesus R E A L L Y soon! nt
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:30 PM
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6. You beat me to it! :)
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:36 PM
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7. Two great minds...
that can type quickly.
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 12:29 PM
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5. You find God -- and quick! /nt
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:15 PM
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10. f) comb that big wig, looking for pubic hairs.
;-)
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:16 PM
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11. Talk to God, record his forgiveness
and send his reply to MSM. :D
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:16 PM
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12. blame this guy:


"I did it!"
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Blackhatjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:22 PM
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13. g) Call Larry Flynt and ask if Hustler has confirmed your tel number yet. Bingo!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 01:25 PM
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14. F. kiss your ass good bye!
Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 01:26 PM by Hubert Flottz
H. Don't Remember!

Z. The Clenis did it!
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BeyondThePale Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 03:31 PM
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15. Damn you, Clenis!
No one in the government had EVER even thought about sex outside of the confines of marriage prior to the Clenis' assault on decency! Not once. Never.
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Roy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 03:53 PM
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16. YEP!!!!! n/t
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