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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:14 PM
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George Bush, Brain Surgeon ---pix--->>>

Next week, Rocket Scientist!



http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070710/ids_photos_ts/r3863166275.jpg



President Bush, left, accompanied by Dr. Ali Rezai, director of the Center for Advance Study of Therapies for Brain Injury, right, uses a remote control to simulate brain surgery, during the president's visit to the Lerner Research Institute at the Cleveland Clinic in Cleveland, Ohio,, Tuesday, July 10, 2007. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070710/480/3fa77f8267c54752bf796f5e0b633b97


http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070710/480/941da301691d4805ba0f091f33a3587f




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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:15 PM
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1. Apparently he slept @ a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:36 PM
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18. :)
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:50 PM
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20. ROFLMAO! nt
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:15 PM
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2. Talk about malpractice waiting to happen!
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:16 PM
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3. I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. n/t
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:16 PM
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4. Caption: "...and Mr. President, this is your brain on cocaine and alcohol"
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:17 PM
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5. Looks like he's checking out a new model.
The last one is broke.
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:22 PM
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6. He has the attention span of a wood beetle, I swear to gawd
Look at that last picture ... you just know he saw a bright, shiny object.
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:51 PM
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21. Make that a dong beetle and you get my vote
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 04:01 PM
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40. Uh, that's "dung" beetle. Hee hee! nt.
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 03:30 AM
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37. He's looking for Condi
...so he can ask permission to use the head.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:22 PM
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7. Like Jethro Bodine,W couldn't decide on being a "brain surgeon" or a "fry cook"
Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 02:27 PM by Wickerman
Regrettably, he chose to be pResident instead. sigh.



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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:59 PM
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29. Yeehaw! Max Baer rules.
I think he'd make a far better president than...well, anything would be better.
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demigoddess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:24 PM
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8. feigned interest, he looks bored as h**lll!
imho
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:24 PM
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9. Didn't Bush and the Pentagon cut funding for brain injuries in 2006? Why yes, the GOP did!
Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 02:26 PM by sinkingfeeling
Defense and Veterans Brain Injury Center Budget Cut In Half
Have they truly gone mad in Washington?

A story in USA TODAY reports that Congress is about to dramatically cut funding for the research and treatment of brain injuries caused by bomb blasts, an injury which has become known as the signature wound of the Iraq war.

House and Senate versions of the 2007 Defense appropriation bill contain $7 million for the Defense and Veterans Brain Injury Center — half of what the center received last fiscal year.

August 9, 2006

http://braininjury.blogs.com/braininjury/brain_injury_legislative_news/index.html


Edited to add link
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 06:37 PM
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32. that's disgusting
just when you think they can't get any eviller...
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:25 PM
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10. Um.. I want lettuce, & velveeta & put some 'maters on it too.. & toast the bun n/t
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:26 PM
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11. He grad-e-ated the sixth grade!
Cipher sumpin for 'em Jethro!
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:27 PM
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12. Golly it is a shame I don't have one of those.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:30 PM
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13. "This ain't rocket science. How come it's so damn hard?"
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:32 PM
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14. WTF is he doing with that box in his hands? Getting ready to floss?
Sure looks that way.

And he looks o so bored, boo hoo, in the last pic.

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Chimpy McFuckwad? x(
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 08:50 AM
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39. No, he's wondering how to mod up his standard missile launcher to a Hellfire Zone Destroyer
so he can take out the reinforced concrete bunker in Gears of War II.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:32 PM
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15. Did someone suggest a brain transplant on the President?

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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:17 AM
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34. are you kidding? The brain would reject HIM. (n/t)
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:34 PM
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16. "I got my brain out of a jar marked Abby Normal."
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:34 PM
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17. That last pic - "If I only had a brain" n/t
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:38 PM
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19. I THOUGHT my city smelled more sulfuric than usual today!
The Failure Fuhrer thinks he's playing Atari.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:51 PM
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22. Ah, so that's what that is - hey Doc I need me one of them, right away
and git me a heart for the Cheenster, would ya?
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:53 PM
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23. 2nd pix: oh yeah, that's the part I blew away doing the X
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:53 PM
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24. That's a good little clueless chimp. He always has the stupidest of looks on his mug.
:silly:
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:55 PM
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25. And my head I'd be a'scratchin, while my thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain.
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.
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SaveAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:58 PM
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26. "I'm moving the joystick but I don't see Mario anywhere..."
This is Nintendo's worse version ever.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:58 PM
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27. cue Korobeiniki (Tetris' original song)
available here so you can play it while looking at these pictures
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 02:59 PM
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28. LMAO!
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 03:01 PM
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30. Hey, that's the thing Karl Rove has. Can I borrow it?
Edited on Tue Jul-10-07 03:11 PM by Gregorian
Edited for misspelling. That's K for Karl. Not C. Doh!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-10-07 03:03 PM
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31. Wow! Mine looks like Karl Rove.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:15 AM
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33. who needs Photoshop anymore?!!
Too perfect. Bush staring at the brain, without any light of recognition in his eyes.
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 02:35 AM
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35. That is one ragged looking little chimp.Something must be getting through the bubble after all. nt
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 08:39 AM
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38. Well he's just had a high old time celebrating his birthday WEEK.
He's been partying since he went to Kennebunkport the three-day weekend before the Fourth all the was through this past three-day weekend which he spent at Camp David. What, you don't get three-day weekends every week?
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 03:21 AM
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36. "I thought this game included shootin' people."
Edited on Wed Jul-11-07 03:22 AM by WinkyDink
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 04:33 PM
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41. "Bad news, Mr. President. I've run some diagnostics -- it'll be in the shop for at least a month."
"Normally we'd offer you a loaner while yours is being fixed, but you seem to be getting along just fine ..."
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