PHOTO: Terrifying evidence! Al Qaeda cell on their way!

Kindly stockpile tuna, powdered milk and duct tape now!!!!!!1111



More after URGENT meeting being held tonight---unnnnh tomorrow----um THURSDAY! That's it, urgent meeting being held by our government on Thursday!

Now that's terra for you!

I almost spit out my pizza!

The only thing "funnier" will be seeing people here trip all over themselves saying the Shrub admin didn't do enough to prevent an attack if one in fact happens.

Yeah, the hilarity ensues. If you find this kind of thing funny.

What does that mean, we are just doomed and should sit down and take it, politely?

Whether or not we make fun of chimpy's obvious threat to our country, he's going to do whatever he can get away with. I may be incorrect, but my impression of this:
"The only thing "funnier" will be seeing people here trip all over themselves saying the Shrub admin didn't do enough to prevent an attack if one in fact happens.

Yeah, the hilarity ensues. If you find this kind of thing funny."

is that you feel it is inappropriate to mock him because it might actually happen. It might. Hell, I expect it almost definitely will. Am I happy about it? Not on your life. But I'm not above enjoying the mockery of him, or participating if I can come up with something witty. Mocking and ridiculing dictators and royalty has been going on as long as they have existed. So, yeah, it IS funny. And if we are attacked I will be out front saying chimpy didn't do his job. If I can mock and ridicule him then, you bet I'll be doing it.

Hopefully it won't come to that. Maybe he'll get shut down before he "can teach us a lesson".

A terrorist attack? If we are attacked it is because the * administration has done nothing to make us safer, has infact made us less safe, and continues to terrorize us with their fucking propaganda and fear mongering.

Take it politelly? Hell no, we are working are asses off to get those criminals out of office before our country is destroyed.

After 9/11 I went into extreme anxiety mode. I had to go on medication for a while, in fact. George W. Bush led me to believe that Osama was going to drop anthrax on my head. Every holiday gave me some color-coded reason not to enjoy the holiday or travel.

I finally came to the realization that this administration has done everything in the book to scare us and keep us scared for its own purposes. I'm sincerely sorry that people are behind the curve in coming to that realization. They'll be much calmer when they do.

And I thank you for that.

Yes, seconds after conception... According to GOP Gospel and the HLA Plank in the Republican Platform, it has full rights under the 14th amendment. Therefore, if the woman in whom this terror cell happens to reside decides to get an abortion, use morning after contraception or even the birth control pill (which Republicans believe to be morally equivalent to getting an abortion) then, of course, that woman needs to feel the full force of the law, facing imprisonment or, as Republican Senators have advocated, the Death Penalty.

...But wait! According to Bush, anyone that he claims might be a terrorist doesn't have ANY RIGHTS whatsoever! If that applies to born humans, it must apply to terror cells like the one pictured above! Hmmm. I'm confused! That doesn't seem terribly "Pro life"- to argue that NO ONE has ANY RIGHTS, but single cells DO have rights.

There's only one, obvious answer to this clear dilemma:

...How are we gonna figure out if the Fertilized Eggs are Moooslims?