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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 10:53 AM
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Will someone please check Chertoff's medicine cabinet for a bottle of Alli ?
It's one thing to shit yourself and knock over the office watercooler as a distraction, but it's another thing to put the entire country's alert system up a notch.


Thank you!
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 10:55 AM
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1. What does Alli do??
I've heard of the diet plan, but I haven't heard of the crazy side-effects.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 10:56 AM
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3. It makes you crap your pants
if you eat too much fat
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:58 AM
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8. YIKES!
talk about a fear factor!
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 10:56 AM
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2. He probably talked to Ridge over the weekend. Old Tom
told him how well raising the allert level worked for HIM!
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:12 AM
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4. Did I miss something?
The alert level was raised in the US?

These bastards are so transparent, I can see their mitochondria from here.
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:14 AM
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5. Not officially raised. Chertoff has a "gut feeling." n/t
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:19 AM
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6. Chertoff has a "gut feeling"...
Is this the same gut feeling that Harry Wittington had when Cheney
said, "Would you like to go hunting this weekend?".
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-11-07 11:30 AM
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7. No, he walked right into that feeling
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