If republican wifes are so beautiful

what are the men cheating on them?

:rofl:

... "high maintenance"?? Whew!! (My ex was a Republican.)

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You said it!

The Scorpion and the Frog
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

Most that I see are rather ugly barking dogs.

democratic women.

Truth is, most Republican women I personally have known are some serious butt ugly! Lots of those butt ugly dogs are Christian Republican dogs. Some aren't Christian, but they remain butt ugly nonetheless. Their leader and representative is, I think, Ann ("she's a man, baby!") coulter.

Maybe THEY are crappy in the sack, and the wives want to vomit

because of their vile stench

guilt with another.... they must feel pretty guilty for enabling shrub, perhaps having something else to feel guilty about does it for them.... it must suck to be them.

using words like: faithful, married, republican, christian, etc. It's clearly not the wifes fault.

My father cheated on his previous wife with my mother and my oldest half sister still harbors a lot of anger over it. From what my father said, his previous wife made him feel like nothing more than a paycheck. While she didn't deserve to be cheated on, he also didn't deserve to be treated that way and I can only conclude that spouses cheat (usually) when they are unhappy and neglected in some ways at home. Then again, I'm sure some people also get off on the "danger" of it all. Who knows.

my father left my mom for another woman, but I'm not particularly bitter over it. They really aren't well suited for one another (he's an atheist and she's a born again, for starters) so I guess it was for the best. I personally seem to be some sort of magnet for married men who are looking for something on the side. Some want to cheat because the fire has dwindled in their marriages (which is a natural thing. That's why a good marriage is hard work, I suppose), others are having a midlife crisis and need to know that they still "have it", and some are just dogs who really don't respect anyone and only are concerned about their own desires of the moment. Everyone is fallible. Some marry the wrong person,some aren't suited for marriage, some make mistakes and realize it soon afterwards, some enjoy hurting others, and some find themselves in affairs for reasons that are only revealed years later. Like any other behavior, I can't say that a single stereotype will fit all. But for the repugs I think that it's mostly about either power or insecurities (or both) because that's what drives so many of their other behaviors. I would say "heck, it's none of my business" if they weren't such damned hypocrites! They hurl a lot of huge boulders for people who live in such fragile glass houses.

the plural of wife. Republicans in their hearts really want to know how to be intellectuals. They just don't know how to do the thinking part.

republican wives don't like to get their hair mussed.

Hubris?

Because they can?

Because the are sexually repressed and can only act out their fantasies with paid substitutes?

What does beauty have to do with sex anyway? Are we only supposed to have sex if the partner is beautiful? Boy, there wouldn't be much sex at all if that was the case. Other than fantasizing about having sex with a beautiful man or beautiful woman, most people have great, satisfying sex with normal looking people all of the time. Beauty is not a requisite for good sex! (Just ask me.)

Heh

:hi:

Besides...have you ever tried to fuck a trophy wife? You keep scraping your pecker on the little brass tennis racket.

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Literally... DEPENDS

Apparently republican men are extremely depraved and perverted.... :puke:

SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM REPUBLICAN MEN!!! :scared: