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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 06:58 PM
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Another sanctimonious right-wing Myspace bulletin
"You stay up for 16 hours

He stays up for days on end.



You take a warm shower to help you wake up.

He goes days or weeks without running water.



You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.

He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.



You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.

He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.



You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.

He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.



You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.

He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.



You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.

He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.



You complain about how hot it is.

He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.



You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.

He doesn't get to eat today.



Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.

He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.



You go to the mall and get your hair redone.

He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.



You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.

He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.



You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.

He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.



You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.

He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.



You roll your eyes as a baby cries.

He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.



You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.

He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.



You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.

He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.



You see only what the media wants you to see.

He sees the broken bodies lying around him.



You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.

He does exactly what he is told even if it puts his life in danger.



You stay at home and watch TV.

He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.



You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.

He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.



If you support your troops, the click "reply to poster" copy all the codes, and repost the bulliten.

If you don't support your troops well, then don't re-post. You won't die in 7 days, your love life won't be affected, and you won't have the worst day ever. You don't have to repost. It's not like you know the men and women that are dying to preserve your rights."
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Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:01 PM
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1. I would delete them
as a friend ;o)
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:02 PM
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2. Well the particular friend who posted this
isn't a wingnut, she just happens to be from a military family
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:10 PM
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9. Well then she needs to get a clue doesn't she
We are fighting a war for oil. Not so I can sleep better, not so I can be safer, not so I can "kiss my girlfriend" but so rich assholes can line their pockets with bloodstained money.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:03 PM
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3. first of all the writer should check out the names of the dead --
they're not all male.

second -- why does the writer hate the troops?

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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:03 PM
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4. You yell at the guy who cut you off on the freeway; he attaches electrodes to Iraqi gonads...
There's a lot we could do with this structure.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:06 PM
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6. ROFL!
thanks, I needed that. :thumbsup:
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:07 PM
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7. You know, we should have a contest here
Come up with an alternate list. :)
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alstephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:25 PM
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11. This email was posted a couple of weeks ago and someone came up with a
GREAT response poem with the same structure. I'm not sure what to search for - I'll take a look, it was really good.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:05 PM
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5. What complete bullshit
THAT is how this clown supports the troops? Get your ass into a uniform buddy!
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:07 PM
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8. "I support the troops by bringing them home to do all the things you listed that I can do."
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 07:13 PM
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10. Long on BS aand short on anything real
as we all know that they are fighting for oil not freedom. Also you might suggest to your friend that they are not fighting to protect anyones rights as * has used the Iraq war to kill the bill of rights. God I am so sick of right wing chain letters that are so fucking stupid only a brain dead asshole would ever send one let alone insist that it speaks truth. Btw, ask the freeper since when is questioning the government is not an american right since we the people pay their sorry asses to do whats in all america's interest not just the filthy few that are leechs living the good life at the expense of the rest. Btw, anyone that sends these type of chain letters is a freeping freeper and deserves to be kicked to the curb.
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