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Just checked my gmail and got this:
(part of my family back east is pretty RW and fundie...so I really can't avoid these too much, this one though...I am working on a response to send back to all 23 people on the distro. Yeah - these folks are gonna get a damn fine email back, and I will probably start it with 'dear fucking fuckers' Will post it later tonight after I watch some tv and have a few more beers....)
Fw: 'I Miss Bill Clinton'
It doesn't matter what party you belong to, this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now--Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with 'Clinton Soup,' in honor of one of the nations most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one.'
The Clinton revised judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.'
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.'
---ya gotta love it.
But-not enough to put his old lady in the White House!!!
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Yeah. I don't know where to start, but I will. This may be a joke type email but it pissed me off in so many ways I can't even begin to explain.
I don't get JACK from these people about bush. But they will get it back from me :) even if it offends some very close people to me.
Have at - suggestions welcome :)
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