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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 03:28 PM
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A poem for Senator Diapey McPantload
Heard on Stephanie Miller (from Mark in Ohio)

A Republican Senator Vitter
Had a habit which made some folks twitter
    Wearing diapers he could
    Take a dump where he stood
Thus avoiding a trip to the sh*tter.

:rofl:
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 03:31 PM
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1. If there were a Nobel Prize for Dirty Political Sex Scandal Limerick, 'twould win.
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ProgressiveFool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 03:37 PM
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2. All Republicans wondered who'd win
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 03:44 PM by ProgressiveFool
All Republicans wondered who'd win,
A competition for living in sin.
They pit the cop-sucker
Against the animal-fucker
Who won with his shit-eating grin.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 03:42 PM
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3. Outstanding!
Of course, I can't send it to hardly anyone on my 'list' but truly wondrous nonetheless!
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 03:47 PM
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4. Nice one -- deserves a rec all by itself
Too bad I can't rec my own post.
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