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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:13 PM
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What do you call 1 Democrat & 98 Repubicans in a whorehouse?
A bipartisan scandal.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:14 PM
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1. ... not if the democrat is zell miller or Lieberman.. cause they are just whores too, not to defame
Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 08:16 PM by sam sarrha
the real whores who actually provide a service and earn their pay
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:42 PM
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13. Dunno...The August issue of Hustler magazine?
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:51 PM
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22. havent seen it is Zell the center fold
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:51 PM
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23. havent seen it is Zell the center fold
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:51 PM
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51. OMG
:rofl:
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:14 PM
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2. I like it!
:evilgrin:
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:19 PM
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3. A purple-faced Bill O Reilly calling for Pelosi's removal!
More dumb anti-Dem ticker questions from Neil Cavuto!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:20 PM
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4. DUzy, DUzy, DUzy.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:22 PM
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6. It's a lock.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:21 PM
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5. If it's Lieberman...
you have a lobbyist's convention.
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The Gunslinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:25 PM
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7. Fair and balanced nt
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:25 PM
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8. William Jefferson's freezer and all of Jack Abramoff's friends.
In Saipan.
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EVDebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:25 PM
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9. The House of Negotiable Affection...the Capital ! Now even * wants to be loved !
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:26 PM
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10. A Diaper Derby ?
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Bread and Circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:40 PM
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11. Business as Usual!!
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:40 PM
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12. Clinton's fault!
n/t
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:46 PM
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14. Understandable.
:shrug:

Repeat after me: "Christian Family Values". :evilgrin:
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:47 PM
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15. They were so desperate to make the Abramoff scandal a bipartisan one
When it was found that Abramoff donated 100% of his money to Republicans, the MSM resorted to saying that clients of Abramoff gave a little money to a few Democrats, none of which has resulted an any criminal charges against any Democrat.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:50 PM
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16. A 2005 Lieberman Fund Raiser?
Course, it was good ole Joe with his mouth open.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 08:54 PM
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17. I dunno, but here's the FOX screen crawl:
Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 09:04 PM by blondeatlast
Senator David Vitter and 98 other Democrats caught with pants down in house of prostitution. Senator Joe Lieberman (R) refuses comment.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:19 PM
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18. I don't get it. Really. (pic)
Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 09:49 PM by UTUSN
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:20 PM
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30. Remember when Fox identified Mark Foley as a Democrat...?
On several occasions?

Bluebear posted the same thing further down. :hi:
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sicksicksick_N_tired Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:21 PM
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19. I'm telling that one!!!
:rofl:
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:28 PM
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20. A Bi-Partisan Scandal (eom)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:52 PM
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33. Um--that's what the OP said.
:shrug:
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 09:45 PM
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21. Bzzztttt....WRONG!!!! It would be "a Democrat scandal."
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:01 PM
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24. They would all be labeled Democrats by Faux Noise
But that's a great joke!

:bounce:
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:08 PM
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25. 98 guys who can't get it without paying, and one guy whose wife made him stop to ask for directions
Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 10:08 PM by Nikki Stone1
to the freeway.

:)
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:08 PM
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26. FOX News: 99 politicians (1-R, 98-D) caught in brothel scandal. nt
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:18 PM
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29. Great minds, guy. See post 17.
That's amazing!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:52 PM
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32. :)
High five :)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:54 PM
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35. At least someone got it--the reply to mine kinda floored me. I thought that was common knowledge.
:shrug:

Ah, well, anytime one has to explain one's joke...! :rofl:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:54 AM
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39. Yeah, that's a drag, right up there with having people yell at you
because you didn't use the sarcasm thingie & therefore they didn't get it.
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:13 PM
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27. A bordello with 98 prostitutes laughing uncontrollably?
:D
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:14 PM
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28. Another missing pretty blonde girl? n/t
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 10:52 PM
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31. I dunno...the Senate?
That leaves one person out, of course. He was an innocent and a virgin who wound up getting elected by accident. The Vice President, head of the Senate, knocked him unconscious and is drinking his blood in his undisclosed location.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:53 PM
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34. Prosecutor.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:56 PM
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36. The worst orgy ever.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:15 AM
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38. !!!!!!
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:11 AM
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37. The Dominant?
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:59 AM
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40. One great piece of ass and 98 steaming piles of elephant dung?
:toast:
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Major Hogwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 06:26 AM
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41. A political convention in Idaho.
Where the whores are all Independents - they'll go to bed with anybody who gots the cash.

Not LoL.

:(
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 06:35 AM
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42. 98 boxes of Pampers,
strap-ons, extra-strength Viagra, 300 DVDs (SPAAAAATAAAA!!), size 16 Bo Peep outfits...

...and one box of rubbers...

...on that day's delivery manifest.
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 06:47 AM
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43. A quorum
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:19 AM
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44. I dunno, but I bet it's the Democrat that's getting f**ked!
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:24 AM
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45. Ahahahaha
Good one! :applause:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:12 PM
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46. Damn you Clenis!!


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Senator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:27 PM
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47. Update: The Democrat Was The Piano Player n/t
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:23 PM
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48. Oh Damn, I've already rec'd this thread.
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Toots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:42 PM
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49. Naw Fox would call it a Democrat sex scandal
Republicans do not have scandals...
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:44 PM
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50. Fair & balanced scandal?
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