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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:15 PM
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Uh, Regarding That "Other" Republican Sex Scandal.....

A THIRD REPUBLICAN LEGISLATOR IN A SEX SCANDAL!!!

At least this one, North Carolina Rep. David Almond had the decency to resign almost as soon as word of his inappropriate behavior came out. The North Carolina House Republicans are trying to keep his transgression a secret, but they did force him to resign.

An insurance agent, Almond was serving his second term in the House. Impeccable DWT sources tell me he exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room yelling "Suck it, baby, suck it." It is unclear whether or not there was physical contact. She filed a personnel complaint.

In a one-sentence letter to House Speaker Joe Hackney, the two-term Republican lawmaker from Stanly County immediately resigned his seat representing the 67th House District.

"A complaint has been filed against me with the Speaker. I intend to defend myself against these charges in whatever forum may be appropriate," Almond said in a written statement released by House GOP leaders. "In the meantime, I have concluded that it is in the best interest of my family and the constituents of my district to resign from the General Assembly."

more: http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2007/07/third-republican-legislator-in-sex.html

*** - I know, I know. You're wondering why can't he just go out and hire a prostitute like all the other Republican politicians? Maybe you should look at his picture again. With a face like that, it would HAVE TO cost extra. Way more.....

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TwilightGardener

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:17 PM
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1. I can just see this asshole running around the desks with his wank flopping around--

he looks the type.

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:24 PM
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5. Bobbing around, not flopping....

...to flop requires much more {cough, cough} length than Republicans generally have to sport. That's why they're Republicans, silly.

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TwilightGardener

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:30 PM
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9. ...

:toast:

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kestrel91316

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:51 PM
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13. Ok, admit it. You're just showing up on this thread because of your name, lol!

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TwilightGardener

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Mon Jul-16-07 03:35 PM
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26. I really do have a wiener dog!

But I also have a cockatiel. Hmmm.

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Catherine Vincent

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:59 PM
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17. LOL!

You people crack me up!

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Kingshakabobo

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:18 PM
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2. He looks like the love-child of James Woolsey and Donald Pleasence n/t

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:25 PM
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7. He may be their child....

...but there ain't no love in that face. Ugh!

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AndyA

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:19 PM
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3. Too bad he isn't younger, Mark Foley probably would have taken care of him for free.

GOP: So many scandals, so little time for America.

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:30 PM
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8. And, and, and....

...free liability coverage! Which Foley has now found, you can't have too much of....

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Captain Hilts

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Mon Jul-16-07 02:39 PM
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23. Don't forget Jeff Gannon. nt

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NNN0LHI

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:21 PM
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4. That face

I am no hottie myself but I swear that boy has a face only a mother could love.

Don

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:45 PM
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12. Next to this guy....

...we're all HOTTIES!!! :D

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babylonsister

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:24 PM
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6. This broke last week; interesting that not one media whore has

mentioned it. Or typical... And then there's the guy soliciting BJs...so many scandals!

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:55 PM
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15. BJ's are only worth reporting on, if a Democrat is involved....

...I mean, that's pretty run-of-the-mill wouldn't you say? Now diaper fetishes fulfilled inside bordellos are different. :D

And speaking of media whores, this little ditty is from MSNBC via the local tv station:

""There are two people who can reveal the nature of the complaint or release a copy of it," Hackney said. "Those two people are the complainant or Representative Almond." Almond's resignation resolves the matter "to the satisfaction of the complainant" and as far as the House's authority is concerned, Hackney said. He said the matter would not trigger an ethics complaint, but he didn't know if a criminal complaint had been filed."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19731056

Hackney is a Dem, so I don't know why he's shielding this guy. Maybe Almond emptied out his campaign war chest to quiet everyone down. Or, maybe he has money set aside for just such an occasion???

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NewJeffCT

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:33 PM
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10. You mean, "Suck it baby, suck it" isn't considered

the ultimate in sweet talking?

I thought women melted when they hear men shouting that at them?

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 02:01 PM
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18. Now....

...look at that face again, and imagine it with its pants down and lil' willie trying to "entice" this employee. I don't think she was paying any attention to his sweet talk. She was just looking for an exit....... :)

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Bluebear

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:33 PM
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11. "Suck it, baby! Suck it!!!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=1327619

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:57 PM
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16. Dang it Bluebear!!!

Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 01:58 PM by DeSwiss

Next time I will do my search with the words: "suck it!" I should have known.....

:rofl:

on edit: spelling police pulled me over....

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myrna minx

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Mon Jul-16-07 02:55 PM
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24. I'll have to check the liner notes, but is Rep. David Almond the lyricist for

2 Live Crew? :rofl:

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xchrom

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Mon Jul-16-07 01:52 PM
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14. lol -- this just made my day! -- ''suck it baby! suck it!''

normally i think of that as sweet talk -- but coming from him --:rofl:

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 02:03 PM
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19. Exactly!

Just another example of the lost art of political oratory. {hehe}

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Catherine Vincent

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Mon Jul-16-07 02:19 PM
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20. He did not do it!

http://www.fayobserver.com/article_ap?id=107805

"I intend to defend myself against these charges in whatever forum may be appropriate," Almond said. "In the meantime, I have concluded that it is in the best interest of my family and the constituents of my district to resign from the General Assembly."

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DeSwiss

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Mon Jul-16-07 02:33 PM
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21. So why "cut & run"?

She must have had time to take a pic with her cellphone camera. The resolution on those things are amazing!

I'm sure there's something there. There's gotta be. I think he has kids.....

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mitchum

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Mon Jul-16-07 02:34 PM
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22. "I never said 'baby'!" (n/t)

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youthere

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Mon Jul-16-07 03:09 PM
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25. Suck WHAT exactly?!

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TwilightGardener

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Mon Jul-16-07 03:37 PM
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27. A Tootsie Roll Pop. He wanted to know how many licks it takes to get

to the center. Because the owl cheated.

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