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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:29 PM
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White House Homeland Security Adviser Frances Townsend briefs the media on actions to protect Americans from terrorist threats, Tuesday, July 17, 2007, at the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:31 PM
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1. the load in his diapers was THIS big
n/t
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:33 PM
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2. "...and then, you do your 'helmet hair' hairdo, and use at least 5 cans of
Aqua Net. I recommend Aqua Net because it has a lower flash point than other hair sprays. Then, when a terrorist comes at you, you just grab your Bic lighter, light your hair on fire, and run right at them, bending over so your flaming hair sets their clothes on fire.

We'll fight fire with fire, so to speak.

Next question?"
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:33 PM
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3. "i will crush your head like a grape."
(Or like the lemon that she was apparently just recently sucking on, whichever.)
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:34 PM
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4. "I vill crush face like mine was... in a weiss."
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:34 PM
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5. He's got the whooole world in his hands.... /o
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:34 PM
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6. "Basically, the strategy is to
Edited on Tue Jul-17-07 01:35 PM by Viva_La_Revolution
squash their heads. Umm... or mind-meld! that's it! We will mind-meld with the terra-rists to protect the Homeland."
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:45 PM
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7. She's looking more like Bay Buchanan's skinny sister every day
:)
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:47 PM
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8. I hold bald men's heads just like this so I can kiss them just like Chimpy does!
Edited on Tue Jul-17-07 01:53 PM by Whoa_Nelly
And, yes...I am a bottled blonde, but I AM blonde and that's why I'm in this kiss-ass position in life.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:49 PM
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9. Once again... He's got the whole world in his hands.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:52 PM
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10. Then he let go of my ears and said, "Congratulations, you're our new Security Advisor!"
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:57 PM
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11. And these special order Pampers need to have...
leg openings about like this...you know...to fit an adult male.
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:27 PM
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12. When I look at the "Deciders" codpiece I know his balls are this big.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rapture.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:53 PM
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13. Ann Coulter's adam's apple is this big.
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