Veepicle: New quantum entity discovered...

Jackpine Radical

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Wed Jul-18-07 01:02 PM
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Veepicle: New quantum entity discovered...

Politial scientists today announced the discovery of a new entity, the Veepicle. Depending on conditions, the Veepicle may behave either as an executive particle known as a Corpulent Veep or as a wave phenomenon called an arrogant effulgence. Investigators say that if any Executive restrictions or requirements are placed on the Veepicle it immediately switches into Arrogant Effulgence mode, but if one attempts to extract information from it, it reverts to Corpulent Veep mode and radiates hostility. It has negative charm but is positively strange.

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HereSince1628

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Wed Jul-18-07 01:06 PM
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1. This gives me Heisenberg Uncertainty.

Does BEAN-O help with that?

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hootinholler

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Wed Jul-18-07 01:12 PM
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2. Surely you're joking Mr. Radical

Apologies to Dr. Feynman.

-Hoot

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