and the three monkeys speak...

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Speak No Evil have graced us with their presence today.

The three primates, after getting wind of an audacious human who dared criticize One Of Their Own, today came out with arrest warrants and free pens!*

* subject to signing Democratic Loyalty Oath

The crime? Criticizing Russ Feingold, who, according to all reports, has been anointed DemoGod in a voice vote. This is subject to some debate, as primate screeching is at times difficult to decipher, but since Conventional Wisdom has deemed it so I guess it's OK. Senator Feingold has come out with a totally toothless censure motion against Adolf and Benito, and someone outside the forest has seen it for what it is and responded accordingly. This, to put it mildly, has pissed off the denizens of the forest to the nth degree, and after a serious session of head nodding and a rousing chorus of "if it's blue it must be true" they came out (tree) swinging.

The attack was as predictable as it was lame, but far be it from those of us outside the forest to tell those within how tall the trees are. Criticism within the forest is verboten, unless of course it is criticism of that OTHER forest, which is exactly the same as this one save for the breed of monkeys. Dueling simians, each one standing in a pile of corporate funded sewer water and screaming at the other how much they stink. Each one looking toward those they think will lead them to the showers, never realizing that the water is already bought and paid for and that monkeys are SUPPOSED to smell like shit. However, being monkeys they still fall for that image of the guy in the ocean, and they jump and hop and spin and pull whenever the light goes on, just waiting to dive in. And if anyone questions the waterfall that is surely forthcoming, well, they just don't know how the forest works.

At least that is what they tell themselves.

Anything for the cause, I reckon.

"We are family, I got all my monkeys and me..."

:rofl:

I've got your oath!

MKJ