One simple request for Nancy Pelosi tonight

burythehatchet

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:03 PM
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One simple request for Nancy Pelosi tonight

When chimpy gets going...

and Dick starts to doze off...

Nancy, please take an air horn...

like those you hear at ball games...

and blow it right next to his ear. You can say you were so excited about what Commander CuckooBananas had to say you wanted to make that loud, sudden noise.

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NYCGirl

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:04 PM
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1. That would make it the first SOTU where the VP passes away!

:evilgrin:

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burythehatchet

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:05 PM
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2. GOD FORBID

that a defibrilator is nearby.

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LSparkle

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:06 PM
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4. Either the air horn or the Libby trial will get him ...

Can't wait to see what kind of shape he's in tonight.

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NYCGirl

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:08 PM
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7. How can you tell? He's always snarling.

:rofl:

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LSparkle

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:19 PM
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8. Yeah, you're right ... but he'll probably be EXTRA-crispy snarly tonight

Can't wait to see the smiling, happy MADAME Speaker Pelosi sitting next to that miserable old bastard.

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NYCGirl

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:40 PM
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9. OOOH! What a fantastic picture! NT

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BuyingThyme

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:06 PM
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3. I have a more important request:

Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 02:08 PM by BuyingThyme

Please don't hug or kiss the Chimp!

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LSparkle

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:07 PM
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6. Ewwww -- COOTIES!

She already has to sit in Denny Hastert's chair, for Pete's sake!

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Luckyduck

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Tue Jan-23-07 02:07 PM
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5. NO Standing ovations!

I believe that a group mooning would be more appropriate

I wish Eminem would show up like the Mosh video...

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