LEAKED TRANSCRIPT OF BUSH SOTU SPEECH

My fellow Americans.

Bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Iraq bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla surge sacrifice bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla hydrogen space cars Mars bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla nukular nukular nukular nukular bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla Iran bla bla bla Shia bla bla bla Sunni bla bla bla Saddam Saddam bla bla bla Mars hydrogen bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla health care bla bla bla tax cut bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Mars hydrogen Mars Mars bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla this bald asshole behind me is going to jail bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Libby Rove bla bla bla bla bla bla I hate Fitz bla bla bla Mars bla bla bla Iraq bla bla bla sacrifice bla bla bla I need a beer bla bla bla.

(pause for applause)

Bla bla bla bla 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 bla bla bla bla bla bla 9/11 9/11 9/11 bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla 9/11 9/11 bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla I like eggs bla bla bla I like scrambled eggs bla bla bla fried eggs bla bla bla sunny-side-up eggs bla bla bla nukular bla bla bla.

Good night, and God bless America.

Bla bla bla bla.

now I really don't have to watch it. :)

Maybe embarrassed laughter after today's events, but not much applause:)

They put those in.

:rofl:

is to be very drunk by the time he hits 'blah blah blah stem cell research is satan so I have to veto it again blah blah blah'

The real one involves 9/11 every sentence or so. After all, the entire world changed after that one event which took everyone by surprise and could not have ever been conceived of and had never happened before in any form anywhere on this Earth.

How could I forget?

:grr:

Are you sure you have the right leaked SOTU speech?

He will misspeak - - - Should be ble ble ble!!


:banghead:

Bla bla shtrategery bla no really, trust me bla bla BUNNIES! Bla bla bla 9-11 bla bla bla I'm trushtworthy bla bla bla Barney's feet smell like fritos. Bla.

;-)

I think we're getting to that point.

like one cheek passing wind.

bottoms up! I'm going to be with Mike Malloy as he dissects what the bla bla's really mean.

:toast: thank you William Pitt.

:dem:

:applause:

to handle the mountainous pile of 'bushit'.

Hey I bet Bush is crapping himself, after all he's gotta stand in front of Nancy Pelosi tonight, and the womans got a hammer within a short distance of his head

Funny Funny Funny. Exactly when are we supposed to drink though? :P

Ooga, Booga, Smooga, Wooga!

Can't wait to hear the words "Madame Speaker".

I'll also stick around for Jim Webb's speech.

Getting a huge batch of popcorn tonight.

:popcorn:

. . . if he lapsed into that wacky cracked egg business . . .

Some of the weirdest stuff ever uttered by a preznit.

This is something that concerns me greatly, and should be of concern to all Americans.

And Poland, as well. :rofl:

He's so much more articulate lately.


PS- Saddam is dead, and there's a letter in the mail from Fitzgerald.