Thoughts for the day

I've got better things to do than debate a die-hard Republican. Like shaving a cat. It's generally more productive too.

If I wanted an uninformed opinion, I'd call Bill O'Reilly.

If Democrats are Communists, what are Communists?

Confucious say: "Man who sits on fence gets splinters in ass."

If you don't do politics, politics will DO you.

I'll believe in Democracy when Democracy starts believing in ME.

Government isn't the enemy. The ENEMY is the enemy. Too many of them just happen to work in THIS government.

If you have enough money to drive an SUV, you have enough to buy a clue.

If good sense was money, the Republicans would be broke.

The light from a television cannot illuminate a darkened mind.

Greed isn't good. It's evil. No matter how much you try to justify it. Evil can always justify itself. It's the nature of the beast.

I don't like Dick OR Bush. Does that make me asexual?

The cry-baby Republicans in Congress desperately need an emergency shipment of pacifiers. Anyone care to chip in?

We elected the Dems to Congress to lead us out of this mess. We didn't realize they'd need a seeing-eye dog to do it. Anyone got one they can spare?

I tried to be a Republican, but I look really bad in swastikas.

The Republican Party: Building bridges to nowhere for the last five decades.

The Republican mantra: If at first you don't succeed, make excuses.

:evilgrin:

Or the start of a great collection of sayings for bumper stickers.

Every once in a while they just strike and I have to put them down.

I've been saying the "do politics" one and the "Confuscious say" one for years.

I see a DUzy in this post's future.

K & R!

And that just made me miss Johnny. <sigh>

Now, I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

... that (unfortunately) summarizes our present circumstances.

:kick: and REC'D!