The World Clock...this is really cool..... my friends

>> > Clocks in Heaven

>> > A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

>> > Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What

> are

>> > all those clocks?

>> >

>> > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

>> > Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

>> >

>> > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

>> >

>> > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that

>> > she

>> > never told a lie."

>> >

>> > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

>> >

>> > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have

> moved

>> > twice, telling us that

>> > Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

>> >

>> > "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man

>> >

>> > "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

>> >

>> >

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A car built per second.

Notice how the number of people being born is much faster than the number of people dying.