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told them in the 1960s: those old Boomers are evil, they'll all do the same things at the same time just to fuck everybody else up and they'll NEVER DIE! That last is important for all the Chicken Littles out there who are vulnerable to social security destruction schemes. Now we're all going to cash in our stock portfolios on the same day, so nobody under 50 is ever going to be able to breathe easily or enjoy the fruits of his labor.
Don't worry, kids. We'll continue to die off a lot faster than our parents did since we faced the brunt of the economic bungling and health care cruelty this country has become known for since conservatives took over in 1969. We'll always try to live on our interest and dividends and not dip into the principal for as long as we can because that is what we were taught by our Depression era parents. Oh, and as long as we're alive, we'll continue to fight to get conservatives out of power and keep them out because we have experienced firsthand what their rule means and why it was better when liberals were in charge.
When we kick off, we might even leave you something, so shut the fuck up, Mr. Frum, and bugger back to your anti American stink tank and enjoy the slow, agonizing retreat back to the lunatic fringe. It's where you belong and I'm sure you'll be happier there while we fix the mess your kind made.
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