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tbyg52 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:07 AM Original message |
In Alabama, you can sell guns on any street corner but you can't sell sex toys. |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
1. Imagine the damage done if one of those things |
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tbyg52 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:14 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. The mind boggles.....! nt |
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tkmorris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
3. You could put an eye out with one of those things |
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DemocratSinceBirth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
4. Maybe They Will Outlaw All Cylindrical Objects |
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man4allcats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
5. Where's the humanity? |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
6. Ok, I need a break |
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lapfog_1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
7. Yep... gotta protect the citizens from those drive-by dildoings! - n/t |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
8. Sell the sex toys as weapons |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. "The Poison Penis"; ".22 caliber inflatable dolls"; "Smith and Wesson Oil" (erotic, of course) |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Well, to be fair, condoms are already labeled "Magnum" |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:56 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. They need to follow the Starbucks approach for size -- label them all as big: |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. When I'm bored ... |
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Mend (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 01:31 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. cure for boredom: wonder out loud when they will ever make one large enough |
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Katherine Brengle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
9. This is an old story, isn't it? |
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tbyg52 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. It's in the news again because the Supreme Court might consider it. nt |
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Katherine Brengle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 01:04 PM Response to Reply #11 |
30. Ah. Good. Though I don't really expect rationality from them these days. nt |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
10. Apparently, a well regulated militia isn't supposed to have sex...nt |
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iamahaingttta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:18 PM Response to Reply #10 |
21. That's my favorite response... |
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DemocratSinceBirth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
12. I Thought The Goal Was To Reduce The Number Of Phallocentric Symbols... |
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Mend (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
13. they can't keep cucumbers stocked in the grocery stores....they fly right off |
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DemocratSinceBirth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:51 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. And Cigars Especially Those That Come In Metal Tubes |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:46 PM Response to Reply #13 |
27. The Cucumber lobby is very powerful in Alabama. n/t |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
15. Kinda gives a new meaning to the term |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
16. Isn't that law made of the same mentality that it's better to rape someone than masturbate? |
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prole_for_peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
18. "toy" are also illegal in texas... |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
19. Just put that dildo down, ma'am |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. Dildon't, not dildo! |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
20. Such is life, |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
22. Alabamians should move to West Virginia - we can buy either and often both anywhere we want. |
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man4allcats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 01:29 PM Response to Reply #22 |
31. "They said West Virginy is the place you oughta be |
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Retired AF Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
24. With the 178 dollar a year property tax |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
25. What if you marketed a long rubber device intended for cleaning heavy gauge shotguns that vibrated? |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-25-07 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
33. I'm in Tuscaloosa and there is a sex toy store here. |
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