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I flew from London to Chicago on Friday, with an onward connection. The flight was late leaving London, so I missed my connection in Chicago. After I got through Immigration & Customs, I had to go to the ticket counter & get on the next flight & have my bag rechecked. I didn't notice until I was going back through security for my connecting flight that I had the dreaded SSSS on my boarding pass.
I had to stand in the little cordoned-off area with two other women ("Don't touch each other!") and wait for a female screener to come pat us down. We were told to watch as our belongings were swabbed. I had a video camera and laptop in my bag (I'm going to one of those really subversive gatherings otherwise known as "family reunions"), and I had to stand by and watch as all of my stuff got mixed in with other peoples' bins. And while a screener stacked another grey bin on top of my flippin £800 video camera.
I was ready to spit nails by the time the female screener got there. As I was standing there with my arms out to my side, being patted down in front of hundreds of people, I asked her why I had been singled out like this. She said it was the airline's fault; that the agent at the ticket counter had put the SSSS on my boarding pass, and if I wanted to make a complaint, I should go to the airline. I knew that was a line of bullshit, but I really needed to make that flight, so I just shut up at that point.
When I got to the gate, I told the agent what the TSA screener had said. He said that TSA give the airlines a list of names, and that probably my name just matched that of someone else's on that list. He just shrugged when I asked if he was saying that the TSA screener had blatantly lied to me when she said the airlines made the decision.
What really annoys me is that I'd been through security in two UK airports earlier that day with no problem at all; just absolutely sailed through. So evidently, somewhere mid-Atlantic or so, I was transformed from being a pre-menopausal grey-haired genealogy nut with swollen ankles enroute to a family reunion, to someone requiring a pat-down and luggage swab? And now I'm wondering if it's gonna happen every time I fly.
I feel sorry for anyone who relies on the US tourism industry for a living; I sure felt welcome to the country, and I know the two women pulled aside with me did, too. Not.
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