Freepers getting their "patties all waded up!"

I just had to find out what they are saying about Scooter, but got sidelined by a thread about the SOTU where I found this gem.


To: jdm
The SOTU should last about 2 minutes and only mention that President Bush is sending in more troops no ifs, ands or buts. Don't give any opportunity for rebuttal of criticism outside the normal treasonous amounts.
7 posted on 01/23/2007 3:12:08 PM PST by tobyhill (The War on Terrorism is not for the weak.)
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To: tobyhill
Now that would get a lot of patties all waded up!


8 posted on 01/23/2007 3:13:20 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1772493/posts#comment?q=1

Better not to know, I suspect.

I wonder if there all-beef patties, on a sesame seed bun.

And my brain turned to shit!!

I don't think that's it. Your brain looks and smells fine to me. I think you were just giving the benefit of the doubt to the idiot freeper. ;)

:spray:

Hilarious! Waded patties! Water-logged hamburgers?

They put raw hamburger in their underwear??!!

Well, that answers a lot of questions.

:dunce:

Ew.

would know. :rofl:

when I was 18 or so, I'm sure I must have experienced having my panties or patties, depending on my state of mind, "waded up".
But damn, given three plus decades; I have forgotten how that works. :rofl:

I cant recall which "patties" I wad up.

;-)

:grr:

The next house down the road has 'lectric but we're on a different feeder that's apparently down sommers...shit.

First Burger King with the psycho child molester wax face figure, then McDonalds with the psycho child molester clown in gaudy yellow and red colors, now this... Wadded patties. Sounds like Wendy's all right...

Good thing I love White Castle burgers... $1 for one teensy sandwich that's got a thin piece of meat with 5 big-ass holes in it. *sigh* So much for White Castle, even Maxwell Smart couldn't save them... :cry:

But don't mix well with beer. Have 10 white castles and a six pack, then pack a copy of war and peace along for the bathroom ride.

:rofl:

Would you like fries with your "wadded up patties"?

edit add: Fries or a side of "casting asparagus..."?

I wonder what beach the patties like to wade up.

and what does it mean if someone gets his/her "patties all waded up"???

These freepers are just stupid as shit (and you could consider that an insult to shit).

...but got lost.

:rofl:

:rofl: :applause: :rofl: :evilgrin:

WTF. This is why I'm not brave enough to go over to Freeperland...the sheer amount of idiocy in those posts alone makes my head hurt. :puke: Tell me, though, can ANY of them spell over there? I'm curious.

But, no.

Our patties are not safe. That much is clear.

:rofl:

/lol

the SOTU. :rofl:

Also...."the waste of money on this non-case is disgusting" (paraphrasing)

Hello? Remember Clinton and Monica? Whitewater?

They are so desperate

edit: usual stuff

my patties are waded up!

If I went there, I'd have this "Unclean, unclean. I have to go take a bath." sorta feeling.

Even after just reading this little sample, MY HEAD A SPLODE (any Strong Bad/homestarrunner.com fans here?). :silly: You people are a lot braver than I am! :)

:spray:

Does free republic allow them over there?

Don't get your patties in a wad!

I can't stand to hang around there long enough to find the answer.

Whatever you do, do NOT give those people any facts. Thier padies wil esplose. Eww P-U.

Your point was?

There's many different types of stupidity!!

Really...kind of like the razzies in Hollywood for movies. :rofl:

Patties waded up. These people are too stupid to be real.

treasonous amounts?

Who gave that kid a computer?

He will not be able to go anywhere, just like Nixon, without demonstrations against him. No Protest Zones? The White House will be the ONLY place.

and throw them at a freeper.

i'm series -- this is hugh -- they've screwn around -- and now they're gonna get my patties -- right in the smacker.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You're gonna make me wet my patties...damn I hate when that happens.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Top o' the mornin' to ya me patties", chimed the swarthy leprecaun...

:rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If I can possibly stop laughing within the next two hours, it will be a miracle.

That was downright John Lennonesque!!!

This thread is cracking me up like crazy!

:rofl: :yourock: :applause:

They don't cook right after you get 'em wet.

:rofl:

Ernest at the Beach has his patties waded up. I wonder far he waded in to the water and where he was holding his patties.

I remember the Ernest movies and now I am hoping for Ernest Goes to the Beach.

"I have supported this man through 4 elections, but because of his refusal to recognize that power hungry liberals are just as big a threat to this country as those who want to blow us up, then I can no longer support him."
It's those damn liberals again.
I checked the whole site too and couldn't find anything about the Libby trial. I'm going to take a shower.

LOL!

I think we should begin to make large spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes, just like the freakers. What do you say?

Ets y'all pattie-waste libburalls that's a-makkin' the fuls of urselfs. Yall shood bee hung four your treesun! Well-hung!

I love Presdent Busch, and I love hiz beer even more! Hes a güd man becuz onlee a verri grate purson would spon-

spon-

sponnnnn-

spentored...

Gawddammit! Sheet!

FUND!!!111!!! FUND such an awsum thing like NASCAR racin'!

In fact, most of our civil discussion followed that pattern. He'd insult me personally, and I'd assure him my life is so uninteresting and inconsequential that I didn't even want to discuss it. I tried to explain how the President's decisions were much more critical to the national interest then my own shortcomings. Poor fellow must have blown way too much on that spiffy little convertible he drove away in.

I've noticed in Freeperville how the most critical and urgent issues are someone's personal flaws whether real(LOL!) or perceived. Filmmakers, comedians, soldiers' moms, 9/11 widows, and me. No wonder they've screwed everything up so bad. Their priorities are completely out of whack. I wonder if the whole point of their policies is to vicariously soothe feelings of inadequacy.

:rofl:

...ever a source for entertainment. ROTFL!

It's a regular sea o' meatheads over there at Freepland.

:D :crazy: :dunce: :wow: :rofl:

waded patties
casting asparagus
series!!111
HUGH!!111 too funny...made my night...
THANKS ALL
windbreeze

I don't know how they manage to survive on the planet. :silly:

...eventually the train will find the tunnel. Know what I mean?

Or else this is the end result of trying to re-use a condom by turning it inside out. Dunno.

O'r the land of the freeps, and the home of the fraid'.

I'd like to be under the sea
Where the happy freeper patties come to wade.

:rofl:

:rofl:

:sarcasm:


but of course that would be a flashback from a movie.

It is a hugh and series matter!!1111 All there sites are belong to us!11

They always take on that parental tone and wish that Bush could just say this is how it's going to be, "no ifs, ands or buts." They really have a problem with self-government! They are series, too!11111

Thanks for finding this gem! Freepers are SO damned stupid they crack me up.

Gotta go check my waded patties--they feel a bit damp from all the hilarity. :rofl:

Another winner for the freeper-English dictionary! :rofl: