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skul_Donteecha Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:40 AM
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We now have an important job to do once Sen Craig resigns.
Once Craig leaves the US senate, he will be free to wander the country, visiting railroad, airport and seaport public restrooms, declaring in each that he is not gay and never has been gay. This must not be allowed to happen. He must be kept busy so that he does not focus on his zipper.
I think, as a public service, we compile a list of potential jobs he could take that would not require tapping his feet, waving his hand under stalls or having intimate chats with men whose feet are the only things he can see. And lets not worry if he is overqualified for the jobs.:hurts:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 12:48 AM
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1. Let's not.
I deplore parents who let their children wander at will thru the internet after they've gone to bed.
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 01:51 AM
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2. He's not gay.
After all, he said it himself and there, so far, has been no reason to doubt him.

He is, however, a predator. His penance, when he is caught again-and he will be-should be cleaning restrooms in half a hundred airports, bus depots, and train stations, under suitable observation, of course.
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 06:56 AM
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4. I, for one, wish this guy were banished from public restrooms
It's bad enough that I can now never use the head at the Boise airport without wondering if this unemployed creep is in there peeping at me.
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Eagle_Eye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 06:43 AM
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3. How about a job in a major luxury hotel
He could be one of those men's room attendant wearing a full length red coat that stands in the bathroom handing out towels and cologne for tips.
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-01-07 11:31 AM
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5. Towels and cologne for the tips?
Edited on Sat Sep-01-07 11:31 AM by EST
What'd he have for the rest of it--hand cream and a wire brush?

(So sorry--couldn't resist! :party: :hide: )
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