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sabra

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Tue Sep-04-07 12:22 PM
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Cyrano

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Tue Sep-04-07 12:26 PM
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1. Soldier: "I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but that sign refers to you."

Edited on Tue Sep-04-07 12:27 PM by Cyrano

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Rosa Luxemburg

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Tue Sep-04-07 12:28 PM
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2. the wind is in your direction

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MiniMe

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Tue Sep-04-07 12:41 PM
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3. Stay Back, Enormous Asshole in the Vicinity

The asshole is believed to be making disgusting sounds and is blamed for lying to the troops. If the asshole is spotted, please douse liberally with Preparation H.

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defendandprotect

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Tue Sep-04-07 01:13 PM
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4. "You know, you have a really pretty face. You're really a very attractive guy!" . . . . .

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AlCzervik

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Tue Sep-04-07 01:15 PM
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5. "Wow i bet you must be sweating like my momma in church with all that gear on"

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Warren DeMontague

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Tue Sep-04-07 01:28 PM
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6. "I get scared, too, sometimes. Last night I got up to pee, saw myself in the mirror,

and the picture on my Batman Pajamas scared the crap outta me"

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lpbk2713

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Tue Sep-04-07 01:32 PM
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7. *Of course you know if we hear any gunfire it's your job to stand in front of me.*

*So tell me son, do you like plastic turkey?*

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Ino

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Tue Sep-04-07 02:40 PM
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8. Bush: "Son, I want you to know I appreciate your sacrifice."

Soldier: "Sir, I'm not dead yet, Sir!"

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skip fox

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Tue Sep-04-07 02:59 PM
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9. "I was thinking maybe . . . you know, . . . if you know about a comic . . .

or, ah . . . graphic novel that covers the war . . . and the fighting and stuff . . . like is there something I could get on Amazon? . . . You see, I wanta try to figure it out for myself and I need some overview . . . Say, did the guy that did Sin City ever do one of you guys? . . . Geez, . . . that would be great! . . . I could figure out how to get you outta here and stuff."

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Netbeavis

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Tue Sep-04-07 03:12 PM
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10. a camo what?

why do you need to blend into your environment?

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Netbeavis

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Tue Sep-04-07 03:14 PM
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11. I didn't go to Vietnam,,. What's this frag you're gonna show me?

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