Shameless: Mayor Nine Eleveniani to return to "Ground Zero" on 9/11

Former mayor and president hopeful Rudy Giuliani will return to Ground Zero on the 6th anniversary of 9/11 and read from a text, Mayor Bloomberg told WCBS radio on Tuesday morning.

A spokesman for Bloomberg said the text has not yet been chosen. Each year, a different group of readers recite the names of the 2,749 people killed at the World Trade Center on 9/11, interspersed with readings from public and elected officials.

In past years, parents, siblings, and spouses have read the names. This year, firefighters, police officers and other rescue workers will read the list, which takes about four hours.

One sure bet is that Giuliani won't be reading a passage from "Rudy Giuiliani's Five Big Lies About 9/11":

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0732,barrett,77463,6.html

But if he were to read that article, a good might passage might be about weekends with Judi Nathan at his command center at 7 World Trade Center. You know, the command center with the humidor and monogrammed towels.

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/runninscared/archives/2007/08/candidate_giuli.php

And don't you forget it!

Sometimes I wish God hadn't sworn off the "smiting" thing.