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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 10:49 AM
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I think I nailed it on the difference republicans and Democrats
Democrats won't take the last piece of pizza.
republicans will kill ya for it.

My new bumper-sticker.
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Mortos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 10:52 AM
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1. How about
Democrats won't take the last piece of pizza
Republicans will knock over an old lady to get to it first
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:30 AM
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9. Too long for a sticker but
Democrats ask if anyone else wants the last piece of pizza.

Republicans will step on the baby to get to it first.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 10:52 AM
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2. No, Republicans think they DESERVE the last piece.
A Democrat will ask first.
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HappyWeasel Donating Member (694 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 10:56 AM
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3. Yeah, I'll take the last piece, but I'll ask.
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 10:59 AM
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4. How about, a Democrat will give the last piece of pizza
Edited on Sat Feb-10-07 11:07 AM by Winebrat
to a homeless person.

A Republican will give it to a rich friend.
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Hamlette Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 12:00 PM
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14. yes, republicans feel entitled
democrats feel grateful for all they have/get, republicans feel entitled.

It's how they view the world. Republicans don't think government, or anyone else, can help others so they don't recognize the help they received in getting where they are. All of them (all of us) are born on 3rd base and they think they hit a triple. We know we were walked or some other person's hit got us there. (I'm asportual so I'm not so good a sports metaphors and I might not have it quite right but you know what I mean.)
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Toots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:01 AM
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5. Pizza....You got Pizza???
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:03 AM
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6. Shhhhhhhhhhh a thug might hear ya nt
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:12 AM
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7. An old but similar joke
If you leave a nickel on the counter a Democrat will steal it. A Republican will kill you for it.
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:28 AM
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8.  . . . will kill children for it.
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shield20 Donating Member (263 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:49 AM
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10. what about Independents?
Ahh, the repub probably paid for the pizza anyway, while the dem just felt he was entitled to it.

Now Independents - they would just cut it in half!
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Lusted4 Donating Member (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:51 AM
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11. Who would invite an independent anyway?
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shield20 Donating Member (263 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:53 AM
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12. Sweet! LOL! n/t
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Lusted4 Donating Member (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 11:55 AM
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13. ....
:thumbsup:
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