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candidate Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:40 PM
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A huge list of my favorite freeptard quotes
Before I ever came here, I used to lurk around the FR boards just to see what their "thoughts" were on current events. When I first saw that site I thought it was a parody of the GOP; I was shocked when I found out what these people were saying was dead serious.

Anyway, here's a list of my favorite quotes over the past few months (I save my favorites and show them to friends, it's great entertainment):

W is a decent man who is a little too idealistic, moderate, and most importantly too constrained by the powers that surround him and try to eat him alive.

(Right, despite the fact that Congress gave Bush a free pass on everything for six years, he's too constrained)

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Well, seriously, Rumsfeld did a terrific job cleaning house and making things better, but for whatever reason he's now gone.

Gates is a very smart and capable guy. He will do whatever Bush tells him to do.

(Oh yes, Rumsfeld did a great job miscalculating the Iraqi response to our invasion, miscalculating the number of troops we'd need, miscalculating the cost of the war, driving the country into civil war, and approving of prisoner abuse)

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Can somebody, anybody in this administration tell these traitors that the war in Iraq IS NOT ABOUT IRAQ?!

(Exactly. The Iraq war has NOTHING to do with Iraq. Brilliant!)

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I've heard critics say this movie is boring, which is laughable because they're probably atheists who only like sex and violence

(LMAO)

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I found the anti-God message in "Happy Feet" to be incredibly disturbing.

(Yep those atheist penguins are a threat to our traditional values)

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I haven't seen a rash of any Americans out killing muslims lately. We have a major enemy and they exist among us!

(WTF do you call the Iraq war?)

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So. I will defend our American way of life, without apology, to all comers.

(Keyboard warrior)

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The best idea is, indeed, to prohibit the immigration of Muslims. "Severely restricting" immigration doesn't go far enough. No need to wait to see how Europe pans out...the problems of European countries, all of which feel great regret for literally losing their homelands to Muslim immigratnion, are there big time, and are only getting worse.

Barbarians are not only at the gate; they are inside and infiltrating fast.

(Typical right wing racist fearmongering)

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Actually evolution is a philosophy.

(No, it's a theory based on calculations and observations, moron)

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Scientific method was invented by Christians in the middle ages so to argue that creation in nonscientific is false.

(ROFLMAO! A form of the scientific method was used by alchemists in Arab countries long before Christians learned anything of logic. BTW, the Church did everything in its power to curtail scientific thought in the middle ages...this is common knowledge, people)

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Al Gore's global warming movie or terrorist training movie? Sounds like the terrorist like his ideas.

(I won't even comment on this psycho)

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Well, Al certainly is on the terrorists side in this war of civilization.

(ditto)

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It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.

(Did we skip World War Three?)

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I remember taking my kids to Provincetown to go on the whale watch. We were continuously visually insulted by scenes of homo couples in bare buttocks jeans, transvestites strutting down the street exposing themselves, etc., etc., etc. The town is absolutely filthy. The streets are filthy. The houses are run-down. The whole place is ugly and grotesque.

May Studds burn in hell forever!

(Ugly and groteqsue, eh? And then this maniac goes on to condemn someone to Hell?)

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The author perpetuates the myth that the United States is a secular nation. This is manifestly false as any who can read and who takes a moment to read the writings of the founders can see.

(Yes, the idea of America being a secular nation is just a myth that's accepted by virtually every notable historian)

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he hates america first...just as all the f'n lib/dems....they want a one world order....to bad the man on top running it will be muhammed/abdullah/akmad....or some other f'n towel head muzzie!!!!

(What an intellectual giant)

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Anti-Christmas bigotry is common here

(Yes, Christians only compromise something like 70% of America's population. Weep for the poor Christians! The only control the government! They're being persecuted!)

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Start assassinating Iran's political-religious leaders. They will comprehend a bloodbath.

(Pro life alert)

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These following quotes are about the fascist mass-murdering dicator Augusto Pinochet.

He was a great hero. God bless him.

The man had the right idea as to what to do with radical leftists. And, when his work was done, he left on his own and restored democratic government.

Pinochet was a hero who almost single-handedly prevented a communist takeover of South America. That he only had to kill 2,000 or so communists in the process is a testament to his humanity.

The world would be much better place with more such jerks.

Sure, he wasn't perfect, but don't forget his enemy were 1970's communists who would have butchered millions to bring about a communist state. Does one condmen Pinochet for killing a few thousand when if he did nothing millions of across South America would have died?

Pinochet performed a service for humanity (HAH!)

Pinochet was a hero who saved Chile from a Marxist regime sponsored by the Stasi and KGB.

Give it a few years and Pinochet will have beaten down the devils, liberalized the markets, and willingly handed Hell back to a civilian government.

Pinochet is a HERO!

Turned a socialist swamp economy into a free-market powerhouse and resotred democracy. His constituition is the one currently in place, reformed, but the constitution Pinochet established.

Anyone who thinks different is studid,ignorant,or a Commie.

Or possibly a combonation of three.

My the good Lord rest his soul. A great, albeit flawed, man whose anticommunist record is above reproach.

Pinochet is a hero to all freedom loving people. (LMAO)

Nothing wrong with killing communists.

Commies are not human.

Don't ever let a freeptard tell you that they're not a fascist, and don't ever let them say they are pro-life or pro-freedom.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:43 PM
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1. Isn't that a HUGH list? NT
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:44 PM
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2. Welcome to DU!
:hi:


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illinoisprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:48 PM
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3. I knew freepers were sick and illiterate but, this is really disturbing.
These people are twisted. Twisted long before Limpbo and Fox came along. They just feed the addiction of thier stupidity.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:50 PM
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4. I'll pay one of those freepers $1,000.00 cash for producing an actual photograph of
Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 07:55 PM by Redstone
"transvestites strutting down the street exposing themselves" in Provncetown.

My cousin is a police officer in P-Town, and as tough as they come. She'd whack any exposed talleywhackers with her baton in a heartbeat, I guarantee you.

I have no reason to doubt that the other cops in that town are the same.

On edit: Welcome to DU, and thanks for the chuckles.

Redstone
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:53 PM
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5. Good stuff, Candidate. Welcome to DU!
Are you a convert? (Not accusing; just wondering.)
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candidate Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 07:22 PM
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14. No, I'm not a convert
But I know a few who are.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:54 PM
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6. Looks like you have been stocking them, I'm series.
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candidate Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:58 PM
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7. Here's Part 2
Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 08:01 PM by candidate
Yes, it gets better. Freeptards are truly disturbed people, and they really have no business calling themselves patriots.

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Muslims all over the world are genociding teachers, burning schools......

(Genociding teachers?)

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This article by Newspapers In Education (NIE) is clearly a propaganda piece intended to brain washing our kids into Liberal values. It is so blatent it takes my breath away.

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Praise God, He's coming for me.

(Typical apocalyptic fundie rhetoric)

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Talk about hateful, and bitter...no wonder there isn't a man out there that would want anything to do with this miserable old spinster....

May she and her newspaper rot in hell.....

Rummy has more class in his pinky fingernail that she has in her whole universe....

(Irony alert. This nut whines about this liberal author being hateful and better, then he tells her to rot in hell. Wow, just...wow.)

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I'm sorry. I believe I need more evidence. I'm sick of contradictory pieces of "evidence" being trumpeted as proof of global warming. If the opposite of this were happening, these same "scientists" would consider that proof of global warming.

(This genius needs more evidence on global warming, despite decades' worth of compiled data and unanimous agreement by the global scientific community. Did this guy ever ask for more evidence of WMDs in Iraq or connections to Al Qaeda? Probably not)

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I think we should all buy THE BIGGEST suvs as possible and drive them everywhere. This should help global whinning a lot and turn America into a tropical paradise.

Mmmmm...global warming...smiling...if it feels good; let's do it.

(Oh yes, good idea. Destroying the air and water that we need to survive will help win the war on terror)

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Global warming is caused by the sun

(I won't even comment)

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Blaming Christians, and making them the scapegoats. An ancient device of the tyrants of this world.

(You mean like Christian tyrants like Hitler and Torquemada?)

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Jimmy Carter must be Islamic, a follower of Muhammed, parading as a "Christian".

(Yes, Jimmy Carter truly hates the Christian message of peace and forgiveness)

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Christ the Lord is born today, Hallelulyah! . I celebrate my Savior's birth, not a generic holiday

(Whoa, calm down Mr. Phelps.)

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yup...it takes a f'ckn muzzie pollster to figure this out......


all lib/dems are on the side of muzzie terrorists!!!!

(LOL)

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Allah killed science, as well as any other type of free inquiry. The Qu'ran says so. No need for any further inestigation.

(Did Allah persecute Copernicus and Galileo? Did they start the dark ages and burn witches for centuries? Did they start the Spanish Inquisition? Did they start the Holocaust?)

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Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.

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Jews smart, Arabs dumb...

Kill the Jews alter the ratio..

Sheite, then we'll be smarter if the Jews are all dead before the next poll.

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THE PRESS IS AN EVIL FOR WHICH THERE IS NO REMEDY

(Yes! An intelligent, well-informed populace is an army of Satan!)

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If Israel falls, the west will follow

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The Pedophile moHAMmudd (PBUH---Pigblood be upon him

(I didn't know Mark Foley was a Muslim)

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All these monsters are genocidists, including Carter.

(Except that Carter is exactly the opposite of a genocidist, unlike Reagan and Bush. Damn that Nobel Peace Prize!)

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Sectarian violence? Or genocidal racists? Which is a better description of islamists?

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Heavenly Father, we come to You in fervent prayer thanking You for this beautiful Lord’s Day. I thank You, Dear Lord, for answered prayer in my life.

Heavenly Father, we pray for President and Mrs. Bush this day. We ask blessings for his family and his administration. We pray for their safety and well being. May they all find rest at the end of the day.

Dear Lord, we pray for our military men and women who so bravely defend our country. We pray for their safety and may they find some happiness this holiday season. We pray for their families and friends who most assuredly are missing them. May they all be united soon.

God bless all who pray with us. God bless them all.

(Prayer time)

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What happened to the United States of America that I grew up in?

(Sorry, but segregation ended long ago. Someone explain to this idiot that nations are continually changing.)

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To many men lost sight of their Godly duties as masters of the house.

To many old sixties hippies survived to tear down America with the help of their comrades in arms such as Traitor John Kerry.

(Yes, that traitorous medal-receiving John Kerry, who was wounded while voluntarily serving his country on the battlefields while today's republicans hid at home. Does freeptard insanity know ANY bounds?)

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To save America for the long run we may need to open a "GOP Stud Farm."

Of course no Rino's could be introduced but we could find a great breading stock starting with Ann Coulter and Michele Malkin.

On the other side of the fence we could start with Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Rummy, Bush and Cheney.

(I SERIOUSLY hope this guy was a troll)

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A Muslim is, first and foremost . . . a citizen of international Islam. So, when a Muslim takes the Pledge of Allegiance, he is either ignorant of the implication of his pledge or is lying willfully. . . . Sadly enough, tagyyeh—lying, or dissimulation—is not only condoned, it is recommended to the Muslims in their scripture. Hence, a Muslim can and would lie without any compunctions, whenever it is expedient.

(This guy has to be a KKK member)

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I am sick to think that we are fighting Muslims and yet now one is in Washington. I was never a racist over anyone's color, religion or beliefs but I am now towards Muslims. I don't understand how he can be a Muslim and uphold his oath to the USA. What next Sharia law? I am sick of Muslims. They don't seem to do much but hate.

(This wackjob needs a CAT scan)

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Muslim life guard??? I wouldn't trust my neck to someone who places no value on life in general.

(Unlike you warmongering Christian fundies?)

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Is Barack Hussein Obama a terrorist? No. Does he sympathize with the Islamofascists who hate America and want us dead? You bet he does!

(You have all the answers don't you, genius?)

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I'll bet that Osama Obama will be the next democratic candidate. People seem to have beem mesmerized by this son of a Muslim goat herder.

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Again, the Left has found a front man that will be difficult to challenge. We're all racists...that's what they're going to say.

(Oh yeah, how can ANYONE accuse you of being racist? LMAO)

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They ought to take the whole batch of them, line 'em up against a wall and shoot them.

(Some terrorist asshole commenting on troops who are against the war)
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 08:15 PM
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9. To think they walk upright, among us. Wowza
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 08:27 PM
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10. No, they don't walk among us
They're easy to spot by the radiating filth that comes off of them.
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judaspriestess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 08:03 PM
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8. wow, are these people really series??
it neves ceeses to amaze me.

:)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 08:33 PM
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11. Here's what gets me:
Remember Chad Castagena?

Remember the freepers saying "I can't believe a freeper would do such a thing!" when he was arrested for mailing anthrax?

Don't these posts constitute a very elegant proof that a freeper could do such a thing?
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 08:40 PM
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12. Amazing, unbelievable stuff... Your off to a great start here in DU land... welcome!!!
Peace

MZr7
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 09:13 PM
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13. Bookmarked. Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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