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If they turned things upside down, so up would be up again, and down down, this is what Bush would have announced at his morning presser: 10.) The secret government has been disbanded because the Sandinistas are no longer considered terrorists. :rofl: (Had to have one funny one.)
9.) The United States will begin a program of demilitarization, and all sales of arms and military support programs are terminated by Executive order. We are getting out of the arms business permanently, period.
8.) The White House is called for the resignations of Senators Dominici, Stevens, Vitter, and Craig, and is reviewing CREW's list to determine who else should go home for good. The slightest past corruption of any kind will be met with the greatest possible punishment.
7.) The United States will discontinue illegal spying on its citizens. Everyone will have a right to know what information the government has collected on them.
6.) The White House is calling for a sufficient number of wholly independent Special Prosecutors to address all current scandals.
5.) All document requests from Congress will be met by the end of business today, and all subpoenaed witnesses have been ordered by the President to fully cooperated with the lawful investigations of the Congress.
4.) A reconciliation commission will be established to address the issue of the illegal conquest of most of North America, one purpose of which will be to restore justice to the Native Peoples of America.
3.) The United States is willing to discuss peaceful resolution of any conflict, and seeks to resolve all conflicts amicably.
2.) The War on Iraq was a mistake built on lies and deception, and the U. S. forces will be withdrawn as soon as reasonably possible. Some draw downs of security forces began today.
1.) Dick and I stole the 2000 and 2004 elections, and we are such total screw ups we have decided to resign and go home to our ranches to cut brush.
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