Rudy kept getting married and laid more because of 9/11

More startling revelations are being released in a pre-review introduction of a remarkable and frank interview conducted by NBC's Tim Russert of GOP presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani.

Giuliani has now went on the record as stating the one reason for his many marriages and affairs has been 9/11. Russert had asked Giuliani about what it is like running a values campaign while being married over three times and having countless adulterous affairs. Rudy replied that all of his sexual indiscretions have been caused by 9/11. Rudy went on to say, "After 9/11 it reinforced to me the importance of having sex. Um, that and the availability of Viagra. Also, while working down at Ground Zero, it hit me that there would be plenty of widowed wives in NYC and I thought the next heroic thing for me to do would be to share my man love as much as possible."

When Russert regained composure from this stark admission, he mentioned to Guiliani that his divorces had happened prior to 9/11. When faced with this fact, Rudy became obviously angered and demanded of Russert, "What does that have to do with me spreading my love!! I guess now you are going to run a damned Moveon.Org ad attacking my patriotism and heroism!"

Russert immediately corrected himself and stated Rudy was right and after apologizing to Rudy he continued his shockingly honest hard hitting and heartfelt interview.

A tearful Russert eventually closed out the interview by remarking to Rudy how he wished his father, "Big Russ", were still alive because if he was, he was sure he'd be tossing a vote Rudy's way.

He'd rub a hole in his knob if Mr. 9/11 would let him.

by "Little Russ."

Screwing the entire country.

And I'm sure Timmeh was giddy with that thought.

Oh well, your "liberal media" hard at work :puke:

What a fraud this guy is...bring it on Rudith.

Republicans seem to need such help "getting it up" since love and commitment aren't part of their emotional make-up.