Question: Who Are Our Troops F***ing?

Pardon the French, but in almost every war in history, the occupying powers have had access to prostitutes usually culled from the abused and oppressed population or shipped in, and tacitly approved by the higher-ups, from some other place.

I know we have all sorts of poor, third-worlders doing our laundry and slinging hash over there (Phillipinos, Sri Lankans, etc.), but what about SEXXXXX? It is not talked about, but we have been there 6 years and there must be some SERIOUSLY INSTITUTIONALIZED sex institutions over there.

So the question is: Who are our boys defiling over there? Are they mostly poor Iraqis or do we ship them in from Nepal or something? We should talk about this now BEFORE it becomes a media-made issue. It is happening, I'm pretty sure, and probably Halliburton sponsored to boot.

Possibly Rosie Palms and her five sisters...

Support the troops

I'm sure they're neither asking nor telling.

like in any other war. Now, Iraq has strong cultural taboos against prostitution, so it would be considerably more difficult to find willing girls than it would be in Vegas, but I'd have to guess some exist.

There are occasional stories about American whores getting themselves into the green zone and screwing civilian contractors, but I would bet most American soldiers are jerking off and a minority are finding prostitutes.

nt

They are chaste warriors for Truth, Justice and the BushAmerican way.

As you may recall, during the Gulf War all they wanted was Kool-Aid and cookies.

Get your mind out of the gutter, Bonobo, and join the holy crusade.


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There's a far higher female component of the military in the ME than in any prior conflict, and that doesn't account for the contractors.

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Don't forget we have members of all sexes serving in Iraq. I've got to believe there is a lot of fraternization going on.

nt

The troops are sexually satisfied 'cause they are being fucked every moment of every day by their Commander In Chief....

----Sound FX: Boing

Those whores were once someones baby girl.

And for the record we have been there 16 years, not 6. We occupied major portions of the southern third of Iraq for ten years before conquering the rest.

France: occupied portions of the Middle East and North Africa for decades after WW-II during which they were the number one target of Islamic terrorists outside the region. Attacks on French soil ceased when they finally left.

United States: began first substantial occupation in 1991. First Islamic terrorist attack on US soil occurred in 1993. See the connection?

You know they are all just mindless sex machines. I'm sure they think about it all the time in a war zone...screw the fact that many have spouses and children at home...they just can't stop fucking.