Shepherd Smith just said that humans and robots will be marrying and having sex by 2050.

Cogent? Not particularly. Indicative of what a fucking joke the FoxNoise Channel is? Yeah, pretty much.

:rofl:

hehe

It's fertile ground for mocking.

:dunce:

And the story turned on the fact that the hero from the present day, vaulted into a future where robots were commonplace, couldn't fathom humans and machines engaging in sexual relations. One of the Caves of Steel stories, a precursor to the Foundation series, if I recall correctly.

You're about 40 years behind in your sci-fi reading there, Mr. Smith.

Frank Zappa, "Sy Borg," from Joe's Garage:
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Frank-Zappa/Sy-Borg.html

(warning - prudes and the easily offended should NOT click the link)

mikey_the_rat

Smith is on now mocking the theory (but has managed to slip in a few gratuitous anti-woman slurs).

You owe me royalties, Smith!

He is already the child of one of those unions and is trying to deflect suspicion.

their name is Hoover.

Just suck that thing up.

I wish I could be around to see the commercials on TV.

"Fully Equipped"
"Buy 2 and get one free"
"Fully reconditioned"
"Comes with batteries"
"Slightly used but runs Great!"

Oh, the irony. He's kind of funny. I actually sort of like him, considering he's on Faux.

get with the times, Shepherd Smith.

Rudimentary models, fully equipped to engage in sexual intercourse, will be available for purchase before the end of the next decade.

By 2050 they'll not only be consummating marriages with humans, they'll also be procreating with them.

This is the MALE prototype -----




:rofl:


TC

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190029/

Not it's not "Cherry" or "Blade Runner"...

Cum wit me eef you want to leeefe.

.

If only I could live that long.

This has not been photo-shopped.

You can marry that thing. I want a very different model.

It detailed the lives and relationships (or lack thereof) of men who had struck out with women and invested in Real Dolls-- http://www.realdoll.com/ , not a site for the squeamish--plus the people who make them. They have been improved somewhat since Maher sat on his old ABC program, holding hands with it the whole time, very courtly. You can order face, race, skin tone, measurements and everything. They weigh in the neighborhood of 100 pounds.

The BBC film showed these guys taking the dolls and posing them to watch adoringly while they did sports, being deprived when vigorous use made the doll's limbs become a bit loose, dressing and bathing them, hanging them on a hook on the wall when playtime was done. One scene showed "feminine hygiene" being done with a bottle brush, something that made me cringe but it must be a necessary maintenance chore.

Apparently there is a whole subculture of these guys who have found real women less than satisfying and who base their lives on living with silent and passive sex outlets.

So folks, it's already happening. I found myself grateful that those guys have taken themselves off the market.

But then again a woman without brain might have more sense then he does.

Or has his brain cells been fried by too much coke?

lines of coke on an erect penis.

powerful robots will be much too opposed. ;-)

Mr. Scientist, bring me a dream.
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
Mr. Scientist, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own.
Please turn on your magic beam,
Mr. Scientist, bring me a dream!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.RobotGirl

And then there is The Stepford Wives...

:(

you think, by then, they'll have a way to keep my johnson working at that age?

Sid